A highly contagious disease transmitted via the fecal to oral route that causes women to actively seek out and swallow penises whole, whether or not the blowjob recipients know these women.
I heard Fellatio Fever was going around and just yesterday this lady walked right up to me and pulled down my pants and started huffing on my hog in the middle of a busy sidewalk. We need a vaccine! NOT!
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The condition where a person cannot recall whether or not they’ve taken a dump on a particular day.
I went to the bathroom to drop a duece after lunch and I couldn’t remember if I had gone in the morning or not. I must be suffering from Shitnesia.
Slang, to send a juvenile delinquent back where he came from: Juvie.
They need to rejuvienate that kid, he's nothing but trouble.
When a Japanese guy with Downs Syndrome gets a stiffy.
I know this guy from Japan with Downs that gets hard ons at the drop a hat. Now that’s what I call a Special Erection.
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A man’s genitalia when it consists of a huge pecker and gigantic, never manicured bush.
Dude walked into the shower sporting quite a hungle, not sure how he gets his girlfriend to go down on that hairy mess, but at least he’s got a 10 inch dick that can escape it.
A visual game that involves trying to pick out a dildo in a clustered mess of socks and underwear in a horny woman’s dresser.
Just like “Where’s Waldo,” when my slob girlfriend gets horny she has to play her version called Where’s Dildo? in order to find it while she’s still moist.
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A disease that’s transmitted from mouth to penis.
I think I caught BloVID from a girl I hooked up with. The only thing she did was suck on my cock and now it won’t stop itching.
