Method of dance where the female drops her ass as close to the floor as possible while still on her feet, then quickly bounces up and repeats the move until it’s time to go fuck some random guy in a club bathroom stall.
She’s so good at that Sybian dance, It almost looks like she has the sex device here at the night club.
by Goosey Goose August 21, 2020
This year I carved our Halloween pumpkin with an O-face that looks like a dude is blowing a nut. It’s an ejacko’lantern.
by Goosey Goose July 06, 2021
When your dick and balls are stuck together so bad from sweat, grime, and fromunda, that they won’t easily separate in order to pee, resulting in a poor stream.
My siamese dick is back today. It’s 90 degrees out and when I went to piss I needed two hands to free it from my sack.
by Goosey Goose July 22, 2020
by Goosey Goose September 28, 2020
The type of fart released through flowing water, such as a shower, in which the sound eerily resembles a bullfrog being taken out.
I farted in the shower this morning so loud but it sounded more like a drowning bullfrog than one of my regular ones. It also had an oddly different smell.
by Goosey Goose May 05, 2022
The agitation created in a lap covering while a handjob is covertly being administered to a lucky male.
I walked in on my son and his girlfriend last night as they were watching a movie. They thought that I overlooked the dancing blanket positioned over hip lap. No, I think not.
by Goosey Goose October 17, 2023
Chuburban neighborhoods are so depressing. There’s never anyone out exercising, they all just sit inside, eating and watching TV.
by Goosey Goose September 18, 2020