Goosey Goose's definitions
A highly contagious disease transmitted via the fecal to oral route that causes women to actively seek out and swallow penises whole, whether or not the blowjob recipients know these women.
I heard Fellatio Fever was going around and just yesterday this lady walked right up to me and pulled down my pants and started huffing on my hog in the middle of a busy sidewalk. We need a vaccine! NOT!
by Goosey Goose August 17, 2020
Get the Fellatio Fevermug. Paralyzing fear of catching Coronavirus that leads to irrational behaviors such as wiping down groceries from delivery and never leaving the house.
My neighbors have ‘Ronaphobia. They are convinced if they go out in public they will get Coronavirus.
by Goosey Goose August 23, 2020
Get the ‘Ronaphobiamug. My lady loves Coitus Inherrumptus. I call anal sex that because it reminds me of my high school Latin teacher, whom I also fucked in the ass. I use whom because it’s proper English, which reminds me of my college English professor who blew me in front of my roommate, but that’s neither here nor there.
by Goosey Goose May 6, 2022
Get the Coitus Inherrumptusmug. A small piece of shit that won’t come out of your ass when you push, but it is the tip of a larger chunk stuck in your rectum. It closely resembles its rocky cousin, the outcropping.
I can’t push out this outplopping without having an aneurysm. Eventually it will come out, but not today.
by Goosey Goose July 23, 2020
Get the Outploppingmug. by Goosey Goose July 24, 2020
Get the Outcrapmug. When a guy is in a standing 69 with a lady and just as he cums he thinks, “What the hell,” and piledrives her head into the floor.
I know this guy who got arrested for giving a chick a piledriver while she was blowing him upside down. Pretty impulsive thing to do, but he’s a legend who goes by the monicker of BJ Piledriver.
by Goosey Goose July 6, 2021
Get the BJ Piledrivermug. Mass of IPA-fueled shit lodged in one’s ass that smells as if a dead skunk is stuck up there decaying.
Dude I’ve got a nasty skunk plug every time I fart or go shit it smells like a rotting skunk in in me.
by Goosey Goose June 27, 2021
Get the Skunk plugmug.