Definitions by Goonie's Revenge

beanispenis 

Spic, female, lesbian midget who has penis envy so she substitutes a dildo for a penis.

Beanispenis is a despo lurker.

beanispenis by Goonie's Revenge September 29, 2023

Birkenstock bulldyke 

Any lesbian female (like Beanispenis) who wears manly sandals to attract other lumberjack-looking females with buzzcuts.

Birkenstock bulldykes run rampant in Colorado and New Mexico.

Birkenstock bulldyke by Goonie's Revenge September 29, 2023

slap slap slap beanis 

Cha cha chicken clucking bitch who slapped off to her online crush, M1K33, then tried to buy love from him (200 bucks) and he dumped her.

Slap slap slap beanis is desperate for love online.

slap slap slap beanis by Goonie's Revenge September 29, 2023

octochin

A double-quadchin that a fat welsh woman (usually named Justine) has after countless years of drinking too much wine and eating too many snacks.

Her octochin is getting out of control.

octochin by Goonie's Revenge September 27, 2023

crumpet strumpet

UK old woman who sits around eating crumpets and flirting excessively online in chatrooms with anyone who will talk to her.

The crumpet strumpet was overly aggressive in chat.

crumpet strumpet by Goonie's Revenge September 23, 2023

Granny fluffer 

Any male who kisses the butt of an old woman, in chat, (usually a hag from the UK) in an attempt to gain favor or sexual pleasure from them.

The granny fluffer was in discord being a cuck.

Granny fluffer by Goonie's Revenge September 22, 2023

Hooflock

When an old woman's (esp. Gnome's) knees bend the wrong way due to a lack of muscle tone in surrounding tissue, causing them to lock up in a back-facing position when the person stands up.

The old woman had hooflock while standing for a photo.

Hooflock by Goonie's Revenge September 21, 2023