Goonie's Revenge's definitions

dizzy dustbones

A bedridden UK hag whose bone density is beyond repair who coughs dust and deteriorates daily, ready for the grave.

Dizzy dustbones is on her way to '6 ft under' soon.

by Goonie's Revenge October 30, 2023

Playboyin

A homosexual Indian who talks about eating and food 24/7, adding nothing but boredom to an already-shitty chatroom. A wannabe gamer who fails at every game he attempts.

Playboyin is boring.

by Goonie's Revenge October 24, 2023

IQ Killer

A person with a double-digit IQ who brings down the intelligence level of anyone who comes in contact with him/her. Usually, this person will talk about stupid topics like food, their recent shopping trips, their masturbation habits, and their illnesses. They are usually not worth talking to and should just stay offline.

The IQ Killer entered the chatroom and everyone left out of boredom and disgust.

by Goonie's Revenge February 14, 2024

Quadchin

When someone has a double-double chin, esp. if they are from Wales or anywhere in the UK. Eating too many donuts, and drinking too much wine can result in this condition.

Quadchin Justine has too many fat rolls and needs to go on a diet.

by Goonie's Revenge September 20, 2023

slap slap slap beanis

Cha cha chicken clucking bitch who slapped off to her online crush, M1K33, then tried to buy love from him (200 bucks) and he dumped her.

Slap slap slap beanis is desperate for love online.

by Goonie's Revenge September 29, 2023

Birkenstock bulldyke

Any lesbian female (like Beanispenis) who wears manly sandals to attract other lumberjack-looking females with buzzcuts.

Birkenstock bulldykes run rampant in Colorado and New Mexico.

by Goonie's Revenge September 29, 2023

Hooflock

When an old woman's (esp. Gnome's) knees bend the wrong way due to a lack of muscle tone in surrounding tissue, causing them to lock up in a back-facing position when the person stands up.

The old woman had hooflock while standing for a photo.

by Goonie's Revenge September 21, 2023