Pillsbury Twink-Off

A competition among adult room tubby chatters to see who can be the biggest 'twink' or who can eat the most fattening foods.
A pillsbury twink-off ensued when emily and angelwinters showed up.
by Goonie's Revenge October 04, 2023
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dizzy dustbones

A bedridden UK hag whose bone density is beyond repair who coughs dust and deteriorates daily, ready for the grave.
Dizzy dustbones is on her way to '6 ft under' soon.
by Goonie's Revenge October 30, 2023
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Bludgeon Face

Louisville slugger face naturally, or someone you want to bash with a blunt object.
Bludgeon face should wear a bag over its head.
by Goonie's Revenge October 22, 2023
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Playboyin

A homosexual Indian who talks about eating and food 24/7, adding nothing but boredom to an already-shitty chatroom. A wannabe gamer who fails at every game he attempts.
Playboyin is boring.
by Goonie's Revenge October 24, 2023
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Dumpster breath

Breath that smells like rotting garbage, like Craig and Syd have, from years of digging through dumpsters for 'treasures' like old computer parts and partially-empty beer cans.
Syd's dumpster breath will make you want to vomit if you get close enough.
by Goonie's Revenge September 30, 2023
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crumpet strumpet

UK old woman who sits around eating crumpets and flirting excessively online in chatrooms with anyone who will talk to her.
The crumpet strumpet was overly aggressive in chat.
by Goonie's Revenge September 23, 2023
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Supersimp

An incel who spends pretty much all of his/her time kissing butt to be 'liked' by some old hag or chat pig, or any other loser he/she talks to in chatrooms. They are selling out in the hope of getting laid, but it will NEVER happen. Normal people laugh at them knowing how truly desperate and weak they are. Those who do this know who they are but they can't help themselves. It's pretty pathetic really.
A supersimp is not just lame, he's dumb also.
by Goonie's Revenge February 17, 2025
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