Goonie's Revenge's definitions

Wangsta gangsta

A wanker who joins his wanking pals in chatrooms instead of finding real-life sex. Zac/craig are good examples of this mental condition.

Wangsta gangsta males join in chat to wank off together.

by Goonie's Revenge October 10, 2023

Hooflock

When an old woman's (esp. Gnome's) knees bend the wrong way due to a lack of muscle tone in surrounding tissue, causing them to lock up in a back-facing position when the person stands up.

The old woman had hooflock while standing for a photo.

by Goonie's Revenge September 21, 2023

crumpet strumpet

UK old woman who sits around eating crumpets and flirting excessively online in chatrooms with anyone who will talk to her.

The crumpet strumpet was overly aggressive in chat.

by Goonie's Revenge September 23, 2023

Supersimp

An incel who spends most of his/her day kissing butt to be 'liked' by some old hag or chat pig, or any other loser they talk to in a chatroom. They are selling out in the hope of getting laid, but it will never happen. Normal people laugh at them. Excellent examples of this phenomenon are BodyBags, QAids, Bazl, chatslot, dadius, Crustine, Zac and Dee.

Supersimps frequently make fools of themselves being desperate.

by Goonie's Revenge February 17, 2025

S.O.B. (old manure)

Shot Off Balls in the war.

S.O.B. (old manure) , thank you for your service.

by Goonie's Revenge October 22, 2023

octochin

A double-quadchin that a fat welsh woman (usually named Justine) has after countless years of drinking too much wine and eating too many snacks.

Her octochin is getting out of control.

by Goonie's Revenge September 27, 2023

Photoshop UnsexyRoller

A particular chatter who poses as a female and photoshops pics to convince chatters that he is female. He often asks straight men for dick pics to blackmail them with later.

Photoshop UnsexyRoller should give up his game.

by Goonie's Revenge October 22, 2023