choofmonster

One who dominates a bong or joint while in company; failure to share marijuana. Smoking in front of others without sharing.

Derivation of choof.
Sebastian: Hey, John! Give me some of that ganja - stop being such a choofmonster!
by Googles January 04, 2004
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dispicti

A dispicable act.
"Stop doing major dispicti!"
by Googles January 13, 2004
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choof

Australian slang for the act of smoking cannabis sativa or indica through a bong. One who overindulges is known as a choofmonster.
I was having a choof the other day, when I got bong water all over my white pants.
by Googles January 18, 2004
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hurtleflab

Describes the act of a fat lunchbox throwing their weight around violently, which often results in the frenzied detruncation of innocent bystanders. Named after Harry Hurtleflab.
Oh, hurtleflab!
by Googles January 22, 2004
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stinktoe

When one is lying stoned on the couch, and has a horny girlfriend who won't stop bugging them, the insertion of the middle three toes into the vagina while the big toe stimulates the clitoris and the small toe tickles the taint and anus often helps.
This is followed by the insertion of the big toe deep intoo her cameltoe to draw out the juices. Often followed by a root.
I wasn't in the mood to plunge, so I did stinktoe.
by Googles November 28, 2004
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hubby

Male enigma met online by desperate, bored or lonely middle-aged women, who may or may not already be in a relationship. Hubby offers a sense of security in a world of uncertainty, a perfect panacea for all their ills.

Usually, though, Hubby turns out to be a horny old married dude, an emotionally insecure younger man looking for a mother figure, or a 50-ish nerd who couldn't get a root in a brothel.

Use can be alternated with the traditional use of the term "Hubby" - a term of endearment for one's husband.
Are you having cybersex with Hubby AGAIN? I wanna get online and do Gambling Frenzy!
by Googles November 04, 2004
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Bud Bomb

A small four-piece chrome pipe, shaped like a bomb, used to smoke marijuana. Sometimes known as a 'stealth pipe' as it can be attatched to a keyring, looks nothing like a conventional mariijuana pipe, cools the bud almost as well as a bong while hiding it in an enclosed cylinder for storage/smoking, and emitting little smoke due to its enclosed design.

Despite the seemingly excellent design and widespread availability of the Bud Bomb, few people own such a device due to its high cost, need for frequent cleaning, and the availability of cheaper, more convenient smoking devices.
I took my Bud Bomb to the picnic, got the munchies, ate more than my fair share of the food, and fell asleep on a blanket.
by Googles September 18, 2004
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