Googles's definitions

Fanus

When you titty fuck a woman and then do a 180 so she eats your taint. So I've been told by Moses.

"When not busy wailing on my pecks, I give the ladies a little fanus......tehn I go to the Firks'"

by Googles May 18, 2006

Schloogamahoof

The last word uttered by explorer/lexicographer Fred Flooftdooft, upon encountering a rather large group of armed zangdoos.

Oh, SHLOOGAMAHOOF!

by Googles January 21, 2004

bell lips

The physical condition where a woman's labia minora descend below her labia majora, forming the shape of a bell. Such features are desirable for women wishing to form a cameltoe. In severe cases, a labioplasty may be required in order to allow bikinis to be worn.
Useful for pulling aside and going "Wubba-Wubba-Wubba" while yodeling into the canyon of love.

I'd post a pic of my ex-girlfriend's bell lips, but when I tried to take a photo, the camera lens shattered!

by Googles October 29, 2004

Skrietze

A small lump of poo which clings to the side of a toilet bowl, no matter how often it is flushed.

Mom, I have explosive diarrhea, and I left massive skrietzes all over the place!

by Googles January 3, 2004

wifey

A Term of endearment for a cyber-wife looking for a hubby.

I'm looking for a new wifey, 'cos I just got cyber-divorced.

by Googles June 11, 2006

scaldyballs

When a male spills a hot beverage on his crotch, or sits down in a very, VERY hot bath, he is said to have the excruciatingly painful (and potentially fatal) medical condition known as "Scaldyballs".

I spilled coffee on my lap, and I now have scaldyballs.

by Googles January 13, 2004

ogrish

The one-stop website for all your gore needs. Shocking to some, boring to others and sexually exciting to the majority of those seeking such material.
Usually the first site to get the latest beheading videos (sadly, most videos are half-covered with an OGRISH logo, unintentionally blocking out good bits), it also has an interactive board, which tends to be taken down when breaking news is at hand.

I visit OGRISH for my daily dose of death.

by Googles October 31, 2004