wifey

A Term of endearment for a cyber-wife looking for a hubby.
I'm looking for a new wifey, 'cos I just got cyber-divorced.
by Googles June 11, 2006
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pishalilli

That guy has a pishalilli willy!
by Googles January 03, 2004
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pipe

A relatively inexpensive and easily concealed marijuana-smoking device. Typically, Choof is placed in a cone on the end of a metallic cylinder, then lit and inhaled.

Pipes tend not to be the preferred method of ingestion for most cannabis smokers - joints and bongs are easier to smoke, and most pipes (using only air-cooling) cause the user to cough when burning material is inhaled. One exception is the Bud Bomb - a well-concealed air-cooled pipe with several filters.

Often called a 'peace pipe' due to the sense of tranquility induced by its use.
The boys were smoking a pipe in the park.
by Googles November 01, 2004
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ron the con

A legendary member of the mafia, who spent time in prison for selling guns and cultivating hydroponic cannabis. By all accounts, a completefucktard.
hey, when does Ron the Con get out of jail? I need some choof!
by Googles July 12, 2006
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mutawallied

Sexual deviation/fetish.

Woman spreads ass cheeks while winking her chocolate starfish in his face, as her partner forces her to watch Iraqi beheading videos.

Named after Mohammed Mutawalli, an alleged Egyptian spy beheaded on video by in August, 2004
My girlfriend and I Mutawallied last night!
by Googles October 30, 2004
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scarlet woman

A woman who is considered to be immoral due to her large number of sex partners.

A polite way to call someone a prostitute, whore or slut.
When Bear called Coco a Scarlet woman, she didn't know what it meant, so she looked it up online - when she told the cave people what her sister had called her, Snake Eyes agreed and took some Serepax, and Donkey Dentures went out into the shed to drink some wine.
by Googles January 07, 2005
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moose

The uncontrollable grunt-like moaning sound made by a man as he spurts forth BALLSACK BOLOGNESE from his BLUE-VEINED YOGURT PUMPER all over his partner, keyboard or belly-button.

So named as it sounds like the mating call of a Canadian Moose.
I heard you do Moose last night - have you been looking at ogrish again?
by Googles January 07, 2005
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