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Definitions by GoodinBed

Tomfooligans

Let’s get a 6-pack of White Lightening and get into some Tomfooligans
Tomfooligans by GoodinBed April 22, 2026

Turtle’s Shoulders

The next stage of having Turtle’s Head.
Forget having a Turtle’s Head, the line was so long for the toilets that I ended up with a Turtle’s Shoulders
Turtle’s Shoulders by GoodinBed December 13, 2025

Wankaccino 

A coffee based beverage that is purchased from the sole purpose of posting a picture of it on social media.
Ooooh I just need to pop into Starbucks for a wankaccino
Wankaccino by GoodinBed September 26, 2025

Beaver Super Moon 

1) The name of a super full moon that occurs during the month of November, supposedly named as such because beavers are particularly active at that time of year as they prepare for the winter months ahead.

2) When a woman is over-eager during the act of mooning and reveal more of her posterior than she intended.
Susan was so keen to moon the Google Street View Car that she bent over too far and gave them a Beaver Super Moon instead.
Beaver Super Moon by GoodinBed November 16, 2024

Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam 

Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.
“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”

Tennessee Sober 

Sober to all alcohol apart from Whisky aka California Sober but without the weed.
I’m only drinking Jack Daniels at the moment as I’m Tennessee Sober
Tennessee Sober by GoodinBed September 24, 2024

Lincolnshire Thermals 

On particularly cold days, in the absence of having genuine thermal clothing to wear, the act of tucking your t-shirt into your underpants under all of your other layers of clothes, to add some thermal protection against the weather is known as wearing your “Lincolnshire Thermals”.
It’s was minus-5 this morning, so I had to put on my Lincolnshire Thermals”
Lincolnshire Thermals by GoodinBed January 22, 2024