Goobershanker's definitions

glamping

Shorthand for glamorous camping; luxury camping.

I ain't sleepin' in no tent! For real, I'm goin' glamping!

by Goobershanker March 9, 2007

The H is O

Short for "The Heat Is On," which is the name of a song by Glenn
Most likely derived from the name of a short movie-type skit from Saturday Night Live, starring Ben Stiller, Jimmy Fallon, Horatio Sanz, and Will Ferrell as Glenn Frey. If you have not seen this skit, I highly recommend it -- it is absolutely hilarious!

The H is O, man...the H is O...

by goobershanker April 7, 2004

shit fire and save matches

An exclamation, as in "Well, I'll be," or "You don't say," or "Isn't that something?" Something my uncle says all the time.

Person #1: Hey, did you know that J.J. got thrown in the can?
Person #2: Well shit fire and save matches, no I did not.

by goobershanker April 6, 2004

granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling

Another way for a female to say she is menstruating.

Girl #1: Are ya' going to the lake today?
Girl #2: Naw, I can't. Granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling.
Girl #1: Aw, that's too bad. I'll catch ya' later.

by goobershanker April 6, 2004

rez

Native American slang for "reservation," as in "on the Indian reservation."

Ayy, there's always a party Saturday night on the rez, man.

by goobershanker April 6, 2004

snotitude

A combination of the words snotty and attitude, used to describe a person with a snotty attitude.

Girl 1: Where'd you get your clothes, Goodwill?

Girl 2: Where'd you get your snotitude?

by Goobershanker September 23, 2007

flashtabulous

1. The art of being very photogenic.

2. An expression a photographer (usually a paparazzi) might use when he or she takes a great photograph of someone (usually a celebrity).

1. "That model is flashtabulous!"

2. "Britney Spears with her pants down?!? That's flashtabulous!"

by Goobershanker October 4, 2007