snotitude

A combination of the words snotty and attitude, used to describe a person with a snotty attitude.

Girl 1: Where'd you get your clothes, Goodwill?

Girl 2: Where'd you get your snotitude?

by Goobershanker September 11, 2007

lemon yellow pee

1. Five letters in the middle of the alphabet.

2. How a small child may recite the middle part of the alphabet when singing it.

1. L-M-N-O-P

2. *Child singing* : A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K- lemon yellow pee...

by Goobershanker September 05, 2007

webutante

A combination of the word web (as in the world wide web) and debutante. Closely related to celebutante.

Cindy Margolis is a washed up webutante.

by Goobershanker September 24, 2007

faster than a cat can lick its ass

Ever see a cat lick its ass? Then you know it's pretty damn fast.

When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.

by Goobershanker July 27, 2006

granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling

Another way for a female to say she is menstruating.

Girl #1: Are ya' going to the lake today?
Girl #2: Naw, I can't. Granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling.
Girl #1: Aw, that's too bad. I'll catch ya' later.

by goobershanker April 06, 2004

shit fire and save matches

An exclamation, as in "Well, I'll be," or "You don't say," or "Isn't that something?" Something my uncle says all the time.

Person #1: Hey, did you know that J.J. got thrown in the can?
Person #2: Well shit fire and save matches, no I did not.

by goobershanker April 06, 2004

glamping

Shorthand for glamorous camping; luxury camping.

I ain't sleepin' in no tent! For real, I'm goin' glamping!

by Goobershanker March 07, 2007