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Definitions by GonorrhoeaGobbler

Jollyrancher Juicer 

When someone goes to eat out a lady with gonorrhoea and it tastes bad so they put a jollyrancher in their mouth and munch down on the gonorrhoea cyst thinking it’s their jolly rancher.
Lucy became a JollyRancher Juicer over the weekend.
When Logan Paul and KSI do sex things with young boys in the change room of Walmart.
I saw those two YouTubers doing an LSI in the superstore the other day!
LSI by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023

Crotch Leprechaun 

A gay individual who is internally homophobic and gobbles on tiny penis every Saturday night. They also have mouth herpes and spread it as they gobble that micropenis.
Every Saturday on my route home, I see Nathan G being a crotch leprechaun with Ethan next to the dumpster by A&W.

Erect Ethan

When someone has an erect penis but the smell of their taint is too prominent and it doesn’t help that their penis is small, allowing it to air out.
When my classmate walked in to the classroom, his Erect Ethan made the whole room smell like pitbull anus

Humping Hanna 

When someone believes they’re a dog and dry-humps everything. Their musty crotch leprechaun spreads its juices everywhere.
Hanna Elise is the biggest Humping Hanna I know.

Tuna Cooch 

When someone hasn’t washed their cooch in several months and it begins to smell like a raging STD (they don’t actually have an STD).
Although Taeler bathes, she never washes her stinky Tuna Cooch and it smells like a school of dead fish.