GonorrhoeaGobbler's definitions

Ryan

Ryan eats his own shit and when he’s full he throws it at people. He visits nursing homes and pretends to read to the seniors but feeds them laxatives so they fart and shit their pants and he can breathe it in. He sleeps on a mountain of dirty cum socks and snores like a cartoon character. He most likely has a fur suit in his closet but nobody will ever know because his room is always 50+ degrees C and smells like rotting shit so nobody ever goes inside. Many people think Ryan is a cunt, and they’d be correct.

Every time Ryan visits the nursing home, all the seniors get explosive diarrhea. I wonder why?

by GonorrhoeaGobbler January 26, 2024

Matthew

A Matthew is the type of person to say slurs to minorities and then becomes defensive when they get upset. He catcalls women on the street thinking they’re boys, and gets off to Rolie Olie Polie.

Matthew got cancer…but he’s a Virgo?

by GonorrhoeaGobbler July 4, 2023

Leaking Luke

When someone is pegged so far up their ass that it starts to leak diarrhea for days.

Luke likes it when Lucy turns him into a Leaking Luke!

by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 23, 2023

Butt Nugget

When someone is being rude and looks like a squished up pile of meat that was just shit out of a man with kidney stones.

Hanna Shibli is the biggest butt nugget of all time.

by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023

Tuna Sandwich

When someone eats out an individual with female reproductive organs that have not been washed in a long time, and it smells like tuna.

Taeler has a tuna cooch and loves eating tuna sandwiches

by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023

Carmen

A person who would suck their superiors dick if they asked nicely enough. Her morals are to make other people happy, and happy they are. She’s the kind of person to support a necrophile because they get happy without assaulting a living person. In other words, a people pleaser.

My best friend is a carmen :(

by GonorrhoeaGobbler July 4, 2023