A Matthew is the type of person to say slurs to minorities and then becomes defensive when they get upset. He catcalls women on the street thinking they’re boys, and gets off to Rolie Olie Polie.
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Get the Matthew mug.Ryan eats his own shit and when he’s full he throws it at people. He visits nursing homes and pretends to read to the seniors but feeds them laxatives so they fart and shit their pants and he can breathe it in. He sleeps on a mountain of dirty cum socks and snores like a cartoon character. He most likely has a fur suit in his closet but nobody will ever know because his room is always 50+ degrees C and smells like rotting shit so nobody ever goes inside. Many people think Ryan is a cunt, and they’d be correct.
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Get the Ryan mug.When someone has an erect penis but the smell of their taint is too prominent and it doesn’t help that their penis is small, allowing it to air out.
When my classmate walked in to the classroom, his Erect Ethan made the whole room smell like pitbull anus
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Although Taeler bathes, she never washes her stinky Tuna Cooch and it smells like a school of dead fish.
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Get the Tuna Cooch mug.A person who would suck their superiors dick if they asked nicely enough. Her morals are to make other people happy, and happy they are. She’s the kind of person to support a necrophile because they get happy without assaulting a living person. In other words, a people pleaser.
My best friend is a carmen :(
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