Gomer 's definitions

buttsnake

a gay penis.

by Gomer June 30, 2003

eat my ass

An insult. Bastardization of 'eat me' and 'kiss my ass'.

I told the fucker to go get a spoon and eat my ass.

by gomer May 6, 2003

jimmy page

Had great material such as "Achilles Last Stand" and "Heartbreaker". Great in the studio, but very sloppy live.

Bob - Dude, Jimmy Page is the greatest.
Me - Eh. I'd rather listen to some Eric
Clapton or Ritchie Blackmore.

by Gomer October 27, 2004

gargoyle

also a person with a ugly face or facial feature

a fat person with a fat face

by gomer February 28, 2004

grorange

Defined, it means the genetic splicing of a grape and an orange, but it's importance comes from the oddness of saying the word. It may be the funniest word to say out loud.

I charged the machine gun yelling, "GRORANGE!" to confuse the enemy.

by gomer May 6, 2003

lake toilato

toilet. where you go fishing for brown trout.

"Where is Kaminscus?"
"Well, Sarge, he's fishing for brown trout in lake toilato."

by Gomer June 30, 2003

NetBSD

This is a UNIX based operating system that will function effectively on your toaster, alarm clock, and any other fucking thing you can plug in.

I just got NetBSD to work on my beard trimmer!

by gomer May 20, 2003