Gollywobble's definitions

baby arm log

a massive poop of baby arm sized proportions

jezza "wouldn't go in there for a minute the toilet won't flush. its evil"
potato muncha " nice one!!. you've just blocked the toilet up with a nasyt baby arm log!"

by Gollywobble May 28, 2025

snakes tits

something extremely rare or impossible

stazzi "wouldn't mind asking lucy out on a date"
momo " sheesh...you have got more chance of finding a pair of snakes tits than lucy going on a date with you fam!"

by Gollywobble January 3, 2025

Snorkel fanny

A vagina that resembles and also clamps and seals like a snorkel mouthpiece

ROB GURMAN "By golly, fam... I hear Thelma’s got a bit of a snorkel fanny?!"
DENNY REECE : "She has indeed, my boy. I can attest to that. Thing’s got more suction than a Dyson on steroids"

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by Gollywobble July 13, 2025

gusset gravy

residue of vaginal juices on the underside of a ladies panties normally referred to as the gusset

bendo: " ewwwww! Donna has left her dirty panties on the bathroom floor!"
dicker: " nasty yes! and she's left them gusset side up! look at all the gusset gravy on them!"

by Gollywobble May 28, 2025

kingpin tits

breasts with protruding nipples

dappa " geeez look at ethels nipples!"
hocknose " wowzers! they are protruding through her t-shirt big time!!! defo kingpin tits right there!"

by Gollywobble May 28, 2025

Jelly wobblers

A pair of women’s breasts

Tarquin: by golly Ksenia is popping out of her bikini

Aubrey: she does indeed have a fantastic set of jelly wobblers!

by Gollywobble July 18, 2021

sausage belly

someone who has a bit of belly or gut

Gossamer "did you see Helen last night?"
Solly " yeah she's put on a bit of weight.... she's got a bit of sausage belly now!"

by Gollywobble January 3, 2025