Definitions by Gohn Gardenza
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M is a Fritz Lang film released in 1931. It is believed to be potray serial killer Peter Kurten. It is set in Berlin. The killer kills children and leads the police and whole town on a pain-staking chase.
M by Gohn Gardenza January 1, 2009
Umpad
A padding sentence used as a replacement for 'Um'.
Light Umpads include: "Yeah" and "Well"
Medium Umpads include: "Yeah, Well" and "Now, the thing is"
Hefty Umpads include: "Well now, look here, the thing is"
And for the extreme padding, when you have no idea what you want to say: "Well now, look here would you, you see the thing is"
Umpads are a sure fire protection from the ineloquency of 'Ums' and are sure to protect you from criticism.
Light Umpads include: "Yeah" and "Well"
Medium Umpads include: "Yeah, Well" and "Now, the thing is"
Hefty Umpads include: "Well now, look here, the thing is"
And for the extreme padding, when you have no idea what you want to say: "Well now, look here would you, you see the thing is"
Umpads are a sure fire protection from the ineloquency of 'Ums' and are sure to protect you from criticism.
Reporter: "And exactly what is the proposed law?"
Politician: "Well now, look here would you, you see the thing is; the law is still currently in progress and I'm unable to give a thorough description as to its overall repercussions."
Cameraman: "Nice fucking umpadding."
Politician: "Well now, look here would you, you see the thing is; the law is still currently in progress and I'm unable to give a thorough description as to its overall repercussions."
Cameraman: "Nice fucking umpadding."
Umpad by Gohn Gardenza December 17, 2008
lin lin torido
An extension of the acronym LIN which means laughing eternally. Lin lin torido is the ultimate form of lin, in which a small laugh may actually escape the person, as they go internally berserk with laughter. It is a way of expressing extreme internal laughter while still incorporating the popular expression of 'LIN'.
lin lin torido by Gohn Gardenza October 8, 2008
Leo Tolstoy
Commonly cited as one of the greatest authors ever, Tolstoy was a 19th century Russian most famous for his works "War and Peace."(1869) and "Anna Karenina." (1878) among many other great works of literature. He also wrote many profound essays, a lot of which revolved around Christianity.
Leo Tolstoy's "War and Peace" is most probably the best work of fiction to have ever been written. Through central characters Count Pierre Bezuhov and Prince Andrei Bolkonsky, the greatest spiritual and ethical questions of life are explored through embarkations on monumental journeys.
Leo Tolstoy by Gohn Gardenza October 7, 2008
MFM
MFM by Gohn Gardenza April 23, 2008