dumping

The process of defocating faeces.

A: Extreme pain is sometime involved when contracting the dump (faecal matter)Dumping.

by Gohn Gardenza November 24, 2007

knut

An insult, after the polar bear which has now become incredibly hated, definition is close to that of "tool" and "larrikin."

A"Hey look at that guy eating a rotten banana."
B"What a Knut."

by Gohn Gardenza June 12, 2007

lin lin torido

An extension of the acronym LIN which means laughing eternally. Lin lin torido is the ultimate form of lin, in which a small laugh may actually escape the person, as they go internally berserk with laughter. It is a way of expressing extreme internal laughter while still incorporating the popular expression of 'LIN'.

A:'Witch weigh' did you say?
B: BAHR, BAHR, lin lin torido!

by Gohn Gardenza October 08, 2008

cum baguette

When a man has sexual intercourse with a baguette, then removes the baguette off his cock and adds the usual condiments and has it as a wholesome lunch, dinner or brunch. {NOT A BREAKFAST FOOD}

A; I ran out of things to eat yesterday..
B; and...
A; so I had a cum baguette
B; Oh yeah, I luv cum baguettes
A; I like cheez
B; I do not
A; So did you watch 'Hot Hookers' last night?
B; Nah, I just had a cheez cum baguette (which I don't like) and consoled my self to sleep.
A; I like cheez
B; But I did tape Hot Hookers and I plan to watch it tonight. I might have a cum baguette from the reapings.
A; I do like a good cum baguette
B; As do I, without the cheez.
A; I like cheez..
A; And cum baguettes
B; I just like cum baguettes
A; Well you're just an anti-cheezite
B; That was a bad spoonerism
A; But I do like a good cum baguette
B; Well I'll see you tomorrow
A; Yeah
B; Cum baguette you later
A; Yeah, right back at you bra
B; So I'll ring you
A; Yeah, right after I have my cum baguette for breakfast
B; HEY, you can't have a cum baguette for breakfast
A; Why not?
B; Coz it ain't a breakfast food
A; I guess not, I'll just have a piece of cum toast instead
B; That's disgusting

by Gohn Gardenza January 11, 2009

thy mother

Ye Olde English term to describe 'Ya Mum' it was regarded as a heavy insult back in the day and was even used in Shakespeare.

AN EXERPT FROM A SHAKESPEAREAN PLAY
A "Thee sir, are a dog."
B "Thy Mother is of my generation, what doth that make thee?"

by Gohn Gardenza November 24, 2007

LIN

Acronym meaning "Laughing internally."
Usually used when you don't think it's very funny.

A"Why'd the bubble gum cross the road?"
A"Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!"

B"LIN."

by Gohn Gardenza June 13, 2007

fag it

Meaning "to gay things up a bit" usually said by gay guys.

{A group of homos enter a party}
A: Geez, this party sucks.
B: I know, it's like so regular.
C: Time to fag it sisters.

by Gohn Gardenza February 12, 2008