Wolly

1) complete Waste Of Life
2) lacking the intelligence to accomplish any goal without the assistance of another
3) the living definition of a hypocrite
4) actual evidence as to the discontinuance of procreation
5) possesses the uncanny ability to eliminate any humor in any situation at any given time

1) Jared
2) anyone you truly dislike

by GOD July 14, 2003

Oooglie

A violent troll who likes to use his genitalia as a weapon.

The raid wiped, watch out Oooglie's pants are around his ankles

by God June 19, 2003

Cisco

The greatest guy ever, everyone wants to be like him, and all the girls wantt o be with him. He is in essence god.

Oh my god its Cisco, lets all bow.

by god February 01, 2005

frigget

A cross between a fag and a idiot.

Damn, Kevin is a frigget.

by God November 21, 2004

Gene Simmons

See Self Indulging Sellout.

Gene Simmons enjoys letting people know that he still exists by selling them condomns and pretending to be a talented musician.

by God December 12, 2004

Ben Folds

The best musician with little radio play... God's Gift to Piano

God said "let there be piano" then he said, "let there be Ben Folds"

by God April 08, 2005

Credits Crunch

When you go to a movie and have popcorn, chocolate, twizzlers, a coke or any kind of junk food in excess. Then at the end of the movie, the credits roll, and all the grease and sugar from everything you have eating comes pounding down on you and makes you feel like puking.

Guy 1: Dude! Heard you saw Public Enemies last night and threw up after the movie!

Guy 2: Yeah. I had a large popcorn, coke, and some hersheys kisses. The credits crunch hit me bad.

by god July 05, 2009