God's definitions

gark

the owner of the all of the whole - GOD

gark is the owner of the all

by god September 28, 2004

ping

see pong

by god January 31, 2003

Your mom

The person I frequently have sex with

I have sex with your mom...

by God June 10, 2006

Trojan

Someone who wasn't accepted to UCLA.

I hope that someday I don't have to settle for being a Trojan...

by God January 17, 2005

killerific

see killerful and killapatamus

that was a killeriric meal.

by god October 28, 2003

constitution

Something made irrelavent by Bush

George W Bush: "That constitution makes great toilet paper!"

by God October 12, 2003

laundry

(v) The act of having sex, particularly while trying to hide knowledge of the act from others.

Meet me downstairs in 5 minutes to do laundry; He'll never notice we're gone.

by God April 3, 2005