God's definitions

Hoorag

A close relative of hoorah, but not used in the same manner. While hoorah is an expression of one's joy, hoorag is an expression of one's stupidity and inability to comprehend such simple functions as spelling and typing.

Me: You are an idiot.
You: Hoorag!

by God May 13, 2003

j.lo

A fat plain Latina woman who through extensive publicity and lots of makeup has weaseled her way into popular culture.
A phony who pretends she is of the people

J.Lo is a ho!

by god July 18, 2003

Cisco

The greatest guy ever, everyone wants to be like him, and all the girls wantt o be with him. He is in essence god.

Oh my god its Cisco, lets all bow.

by god November 11, 2006

matthew perry

The guy on Friends who had extremely violent weight fluctuations. He was pretty funny though.

Wasn't Chandler skinny in the previous episode? What happened!?

by god March 25, 2005

Rider

A flat out hoe.

Look at that prostitute and her rider boy friend!

by God July 3, 2006

email me

A polite way of saying piss off.

-You're not going out tonight.
- Whatever, email me.

by GOD February 8, 2005

Jazz Time

Jazz Time is the measurement of time that Jazz musicians often follow. If the gig was at 9 pm, and you show up at 9:17, that's Jazz Time.

Aren't these guys late? Nah, it's Jazz Time.

by god November 27, 2012