God's definitions

mongaloid

someone who is stoned and stupid

you mongaloid you ate all my food

by god December 10, 2004

skoch

1. A fraction of a generally short period of time. 2. Something that does not last long.

"I gotta run to the store I'll be back in a skoch"

by God May 30, 2003

4 Guys In The World

There are four guys in the world who are into any given sexual act, no matter how bizarre. Compare to Rule 34 of the internet, but for interests instead.

Too bad you're not one of the 4 Guys In The World.

by god June 10, 2010

gandalf

The coolest character in the Lord of the Rings

Frodo: Hey, Gandalf, how do I get rid of this god damn ring?
Gandalf: My friend, you have to touch yourself at night without wearing the ring.

by God July 21, 2003

giada de laurentiis

Hottest chick to ever appear on Food Network. Great pair of tits. Nice face. And she can actually cook too.

I'd like to have sexual intercourse with giada de laurentiis

by god June 4, 2005

life

its all about fucking dem hot hot ladeeeeez

"I wanna live life!"

by God March 16, 2003

Credits Crunch

When you go to a movie and have popcorn, chocolate, twizzlers, a coke or any kind of junk food in excess. Then at the end of the movie, the credits roll, and all the grease and sugar from everything you have eating comes pounding down on you and makes you feel like puking.

Guy 1: Dude! Heard you saw Public Enemies last night and threw up after the movie!

Guy 2: Yeah. I had a large popcorn, coke, and some hersheys kisses. The credits crunch hit me bad.

by god July 5, 2009