snot hole

The circular passages at the bottom of the nose. aka nostrils.

Get ya finger oot ya snot hole ye dorty get.

by gobshite April 12, 2005

munger

A lurker on Chatroulette that watches with their web cam switched off

You never get to see anyone's faces on here, the site is full of mungers

by Gobshite February 15, 2014

fighting water

Beer or other alcoholic beverages that fill the drinker with a passion to engage in fisticuffs with strangers

Two pints of fighting water please barmaid

by gobshite March 05, 2005

shut your shite

To encourage someone to refrain from talking further codswallop.

Bill : I was approached by a scout last weekend during football training and he asked me if i wanted to sign a contract with Manchester United !

Ben : Shut your shite, you lying bastard.

by gobshite March 02, 2005

stott

To hit something off something as hard as you can

Watch me pint Dave, That bloke back there called me a dopey twat. Am gonna go take him outside an stott him off the car park

by gobshite March 05, 2005