Flex tape

A 20 Dollar roll of duck tape. Just more sticky
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Jimmy neutron

A smart peace of shit that has idiotic friends
Jimmy neutron

Could have used his brain to find the cure to cancer
Instead makes strange si-fi shit and gets arrested by men in black
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Hoe

My mom, my best friend, and my hoe that I hired to sass them
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The devil

Some shithead that wasn’t good enough for god
Thank you mr.needful
Please, call me the devil
I think not
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Mickey Mouse

The high furry that likes to eat children’s poop
Holy shit! Mickey Mouse has been stalking me
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Mother fumper

Mother fucker that humps bitches that don’t like being humped
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