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Pineapple

Military slang usually used by privates to describe an American grenade.
I detonated that insurgent sniper to hell with my green pineapple.

American grenades are obviously Superior to German ones because they look like a pineapple rather than a dildo.
by Goatmangold September 4, 2022
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Wigrocrite

(Noun) A person, or more accurately thing, white who is a real weak ass poser impersonating a negro or part of and an anti-american group usually listens to rap music, or alternative, (some times worse) sags their pants, pretends to love their family and hates anyone who disagrees with them (even slightly). one who counts on they're not being enough prisons or law enforcement to capture them. Usually belongs to the low class portion of generation x or the older millennial generation. Those who think they're non-conformist geniuses but are really just living in victimized stead of the late 90s or early 2000s. Unfortunately prevalent in medium population areas 150,000 to about 430,000.
Topher: you think those douchebags at the mall are terrible people, just wait you meet a Wigrocrite you'll know cake eaters and gold diggers from 100 years ago aren't the worst in America.

Steve: Boy howdy good thing I'm get riddah my rap music and saggy pants for more credit card debt!

Jen: well at least you two idiots are half witted racists rather than wigrocrite wannabes.
by Goatmangold September 5, 2022
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Gamehog

(Noun) One who thinks he hogs all the game and wins board games/video games alike though in reality loses three out of four times.

Also used as a sexual conditioning term to compensate for lack of romantic game. (Usually someone who quietly hits on other men, has an illogical/false inferiority complex, watched wrestling or similar as a child, and loves lies). A person who was likely a rape victim at the nearly as sick hands of his uncle, father, or brother. What women he does manage to bed are usually psychos or fat chicks.
Likely choose to be a hog in order to wallow in psychosomatic deep rooted predatory instincts and sexual delinquencies created as a child.

An egomaniacal falsely passive criminal type.

Also means selfish at the arcade.

(Usually the false leader or human shield of his family).
Sean: iL was the one who picked his call sign gamehog.

Devon: iL must have been born in a region that tolerates homos male empowerment and a effeminate egos. More like GAYHOG!!! Ha ha ha ha.
by Goatmangold September 5, 2022
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Bra soup

On a hot summer day the collection of sweat and possibly lactate in a woman's bra.

Imagine the story of Newton and the Apple except with sweat and underboob.
Rex: Julie why are you fanning and lifting your shirt so often?

Julie: Feels like the Ecuadorian fucking rainforest I'm swimming in bra soup.
by Goatmangold September 6, 2022
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Pifer Cub

Noun. If you've heard the story of the hiker who gets violated by the bear this isn't it.
Jof: that's why I was with this woman named pifer last night she taught me something I never knew about.

Edward: well what the hell was it?

Jof: She sat down.

Pifer Cub; Watch out for Shane no shame.
by Goatmangold September 6, 2022
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