Swineapple

A hollowed out pineapple stuffed with any quality ham and wrapped in premium bacon 🥓, usually broiled in an outdoor grill, or over open flame.

Dude, wise is you come over to my bitchin' luau bra we're roasting hog and making swineapple dessert.

Yo you ever tried a swine Apple it's the best Hawaiian American treat.

by Goatmangold September 1, 2022

Pineapple

Military slang usually used by privates to describe an American grenade.

I detonated that insurgent sniper to hell with my green pineapple.

American grenades are obviously Superior to German ones because they look like a pineapple rather than a dildo.

by Goatmangold September 4, 2022

Eagle 5

A secret sex position involving government officials or at very least Americans definitely not the inspiration for Steve Miller's: "fly like an eagle".

Also the call-sign for lone Star and barfs All American Winnebago ship in the 1987 movie Spaceballs.

Did you see that Spaceballs movie with the 🦅 5 wannabango?

Eagle 5; a great time for Drews.

May the 450 farse be with you!

by Goatmangold September 2, 2022

Pifer Cub

Noun. If you've heard the story of the hiker who gets violated by the bear this isn't it.

Jof: that's why I was with this woman named pifer last night she taught me something I never knew about.

Edward: well what the hell was it?

Jof: She sat down.

Pifer Cub; Watch out for Shane no shame.

by Goatmangold September 6, 2022

Goatsmith

A man who gets as many or few women he wants in life and fucks every one of them for hours, Greatest. Of. All. Time. Superior. Maximum. Intercourse. Twat. Hammering.

I watch some wicked goatsmith porn last night I must have been born under the wrong sign, I couldn't possibly keep up.

Goatsmith; the most satanic straight porn of all time.

If the Messiah fucked he definitely be a goatsmith!

by Goatmangold September 3, 2022