The ACT of securing paper money connected to translucence high test line in a public area while staying hidden. When someone attempts to retrieve the seemingly Lost cash the fisherman pulls or reels the cash out of reach. Usually a sport performed with $50 bills or larger for maximum comedic effect.
Dude I just went sidewalk fishing today and totally tricked some rich bimbos into chasing my money.
I could have swore I saw sidewalk fishing in that R. crumb comic.
I went sidewalk fishing when some fat old bastard walked up, and dearly fell on his face chasing my c note.
I could have swore I saw sidewalk fishing in that R. crumb comic.
I went sidewalk fishing when some fat old bastard walked up, and dearly fell on his face chasing my c note.
by Goatmangold September 02, 2022
(Noun) A person, or more accurately thing, white who is a real weak ass poser impersonating a negro or part of and an anti-american group usually listens to rap music, or alternative, (some times worse) sags their pants, pretends to love their family and hates anyone who disagrees with them (even slightly). one who counts on they're not being enough prisons or law enforcement to capture them. Usually belongs to the low class portion of generation x or the older millennial generation. Those who think they're non-conformist geniuses but are really just living in victimized stead of the late 90s or early 2000s. Unfortunately prevalent in medium population areas 150,000 to about 430,000.
Topher: you think those douchebags at the mall are terrible people, just wait you meet a Wigrocrite you'll know cake eaters and gold diggers from 100 years ago aren't the worst in America.
Steve: Boy howdy good thing I'm get riddah my rap music and saggy pants for more credit card debt!
Jen: well at least you two idiots are half witted racists rather than wigrocrite wannabes.
Steve: Boy howdy good thing I'm get riddah my rap music and saggy pants for more credit card debt!
Jen: well at least you two idiots are half witted racists rather than wigrocrite wannabes.
by Goatmangold September 05, 2022
"pro noun" (compound)
Similar to cluck fuffing except using proud tears of laughter and joy for masterbation lubrication while a different man fucks your woman friend or wife. Done standing or sitting comfortably in plane sight usually in a corner.
Similar to cluck fuffing except using proud tears of laughter and joy for masterbation lubrication while a different man fucks your woman friend or wife. Done standing or sitting comfortably in plane sight usually in a corner.
My former friend totally humiliated his girlfriend cuck stuffing in the kitchen.
I laughed so hard cuck stuffing last night.
Cuck stuffer; a positive cuckolding
I laughed so hard cuck stuffing last night.
Cuck stuffer; a positive cuckolding
by Goatmangold September 01, 2022
Jof: that's why I was with this woman named pifer last night she taught me something I never knew about.
Edward: well what the hell was it?
Jof: She sat down.
Pifer Cub; Watch out for Shane no shame.
Edward: well what the hell was it?
Jof: She sat down.
Pifer Cub; Watch out for Shane no shame.
by Goatmangold September 06, 2022
A man who gets as many or few women he wants in life and fucks every one of them for hours, Greatest. Of. All. Time. Superior. Maximum. Intercourse. Twat. Hammering.
I watch some wicked goatsmith porn last night I must have been born under the wrong sign, I couldn't possibly keep up.
Goatsmith; the most satanic straight porn of all time.
If the Messiah fucked he definitely be a goatsmith!
Goatsmith; the most satanic straight porn of all time.
If the Messiah fucked he definitely be a goatsmith!
by Goatmangold September 03, 2022