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Swineapple

A hollowed out pineapple stuffed with any quality ham and wrapped in premium bacon 🥓, usually broiled in an outdoor grill, or over open flame.
Dude, wise is you come over to my bitchin' luau bra we're roasting hog and making swineapple dessert.

Yo you ever tried a swine Apple it's the best Hawaiian American treat.
by Goatmangold September 1, 2022
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Pineapple

Military slang usually used by privates to describe an American grenade.
I detonated that insurgent sniper to hell with my green pineapple.

American grenades are obviously Superior to German ones because they look like a pineapple rather than a dildo.
by Goatmangold September 4, 2022
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Winnersville book

Also referred to as a Klahiam or yearbook.
Usually for people who live in a seriously corroded past. Only those who were jocks, popular, unpopular, or female read them.
Even still a great way to make up stories around future girlfriends.
Remember high School, that's when everyone felt like a winner let's get out the winnersville book!

Winnersville book; hippies hate them. Jocks love them. Psychos hate them. Conservatives love them. Religious types hate them. Immature adults love them. Photographers relish them. Grown women adore them.
by Goatmangold September 4, 2022
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cuck stuffer

"pro noun" (compound)

Similar to cluck fuffing except using proud tears of laughter and joy for masterbation lubrication while a different man fucks your woman friend or wife. Done standing or sitting comfortably in plane sight usually in a corner.
My former friend totally humiliated his girlfriend cuck stuffing in the kitchen.

I laughed so hard cuck stuffing last night.

Cuck stuffer; a positive cuckolding
by Goatmangold September 1, 2022
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Pifer Cub

Noun. If you've heard the story of the hiker who gets violated by the bear this isn't it.
Jof: that's why I was with this woman named pifer last night she taught me something I never knew about.

Edward: well what the hell was it?

Jof: She sat down.

Pifer Cub; Watch out for Shane no shame.
by Goatmangold September 6, 2022
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