GoD's definitions

vikings

The only people who, if you saw them on a twilight hill on the horizon, you would shit your pants and run in sheer terror! Vikings raid, raze, and knit in their spare time. No one has been able to oppose them for long; there are vikings among us-- do not cross us. They bring us cool words like: "beserk" which means "bear shirt", "hauberk" which means "steel shirt".

The Vikings just raided England and conquered Europe. They have bagpipes and know how to use them. Hail to the Vikings!

by God March 19, 2003

Mental Stamina

A condition where the victim is forced to wear shirts that are 32 sizes too big.

That ant is wearing godzillas t-shirt, he has mental stamina.

by God March 20, 2003

rock crusher

Crusher of rocks, usually accompanied by a yell of "YEAH!"

YEAH! He CRITICALS him with the Rock Crusher!

by God March 22, 2003

phaqall

A rare variation of "Fuck you all", usually used as an angered response.

You guys think I look like a BUM?! PHAQALL!

by God March 22, 2003

happycamper

quite simply to be put as a man who enjoys grasping the manbeef

man1: dayum, that hc gives some fine mudda fuggin nuthugging..
man2: oath its like get on your knees and camp on my cock you happy mofo

by god November 8, 2006

Fool Syndrome

Disorder that makes it impossible to say goodbye until a few seconds after the person has already left.

Jon: I'm leaving now, see you later!

Dave: Later!

*Jon leaves*

Jane: Later!

Dave: Man, girl, you must have that Fool Syndrome!

by God March 24, 2003

japanese donkey punch

A type of donkey punch performed by a bum ninja. It is an advanced stealth technique and only known by elite ranks

"Alan gave a japanses donkey punch to super nick"

by GOD March 27, 2003