n. New device from Apple that Steve Jobs must have been working on because he whispered it to his doctor.
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by gnostic1 October 08, 2011
by gnostic1 November 11, 2010
place. Burbling waterfall-side town in the lesser gravel bar region of Alberta. Settled by Norwegian rock collectors during the bevelled agate phase of the Western Canada gem rush.
Reliant on eco-tourism since its days as a haven for draft dodgers in the sixties, Krinkle Creek enjoys a reputation as a great place to escape from the drudgery of modern life. Visitors are guaranteed a lack of even the simplest of modern conveniences or courtesies.
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Reliant on eco-tourism since its days as a haven for draft dodgers in the sixties, Krinkle Creek enjoys a reputation as a great place to escape from the drudgery of modern life. Visitors are guaranteed a lack of even the simplest of modern conveniences or courtesies.
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by gnostic1 June 29, 2012
adj. having the qualities of Eeyore, i.e. being strikingly gloomy, sad or ho hummish on a chronic basis.
Check out the eeyoric goth chick with the tears tattooed on her cheeks. So sad.
She's probably upset because she's at Baskin Robbins instead of her dark castle.
Yeah. Her dark castle in 1398.
She's probably upset because she's at Baskin Robbins instead of her dark castle.
Yeah. Her dark castle in 1398.
by gnostic1 March 05, 2011
v. 1) sports term indicating that one player prevented an opponent from scoring any points; a zero, or "bagel" is thus scored.
2) a sexual euphemism.
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2) a sexual euphemism.
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Dude! I hear that spanish tennis pro totally bageled your sister last week. Actually, I bageled her once myself. To be honest she isn't much good.
by gnostic1 August 02, 2011
place. small commune in Alberta, Canada built around a spring providing fresh water. The glacial water percolates through cleansing gravel and emerges pure and unconfined. It is promptly bottled and shipped by workers in sterile gowns.
Tourism, including sportfishing, rock climbing and rock collecting is growing and two new wings have recently been added to the playschool.
Craft items, organic produce, sacred rocks, massage stones etc. keep the economy robust and diversified.
Tourism, including sportfishing, rock climbing and rock collecting is growing and two new wings have recently been added to the playschool.
Craft items, organic produce, sacred rocks, massage stones etc. keep the economy robust and diversified.
by gnostic1 July 29, 2011
n. truly international sport in which adults, sometimes ravaged by disease and crippled by war, attempt to put food on the table. Winners receive a thin smile from their families before playing game again.
I won the supper bowl five times last week but I had to sell my TV to do it so I can't watch the game on Sunday.
by gnostic1 January 30, 2011