wrinklers

n. Folk that are unaware that they are far too old for a given pursuit.

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The entertainment world is full of wrinklers.

Yeah. Oprah, Bieber, Stallone. It's culling time.

by gnostic 1 February 03, 2013

Survivor: Vatican

Reality show in which Cardinals are locked in a room facing elimination challenges until only one is left to become Pope.

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Dude! Did you see the episode of Survivor: Vatican where the jowly cardfinal who thinks he's "all that" gets excommunicated?

No. No I did not.

by gnostic 1 March 02, 2013

jinkle

v. To allow the back end of your skateboard, snowboard, car, or other conveyance, to wobble before re-gaining control.

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Dude! Nice jinkle. I thought you were headed for an awesome skatemark but you drug it down.

I am a great skate. Really great.

by gnostic 1 January 20, 2013

asbestpus

n. Imaginary useless,even dangerous material Used in metaphorical sense for humorous effect.

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Where's Sarah? We were supposed to be slamming down vodka.

She's still in the Chem Lab making asbestpus.

by gnostic 1 November 05, 2013

skid

v. Improve, add meaning to, make worthwhile.

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We got to skid this team if we are going to see the playoffs this year.

Word.

by gnostic 1 June 14, 2013

obama-ration

n. Any overblown party or celebration which is repeated. Also an overly-large serving of anything. Can be shortened to o-ration if texting.

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Steady on! I can't take in all that! That is one steaming heap of obama-ration.

by gnostic 1 January 21, 2013

New York

place. Bustling metropolis brimming with night life and dreamy-eyed folk chasing both the promise that is America and a sea of yellow cabs. Unlimited opportunity but limited seating. Concrete spires surrounding halal food carts beside world-class museums. Pigeons. So many pigeons. Many with feathers.

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Wow. That hurricane Sandy really messed this place up.

No. This is how it always looks.

Hey! How about those New York Knickerbockers!

by gnostic 1 December 08, 2012