That debt is enormoose! You think you're the government or something?
Is that rhetorical?
Could be. Is rhetorical the one where I don't have to answer?
Yeah.
So I've already ruined that.
Is that rhetorical?
Could be. Is rhetorical the one where I don't have to answer?
Yeah.
So I've already ruined that.
by gnostic 1 October 07, 2013
n. Confrontation in which hurt, physical or psychological, of Biblical proportion is inflicted one's opponent. Often used in jest or in sporting circumstances.
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Yo! This weekend me and my crew are going to lay some harmageddon on you. You hear me? You will cry!
You know it's just a chess match, right?
Whatever dude. Just bring your tear-proof pawns.
You know it's just a chess match, right?
Whatever dude. Just bring your tear-proof pawns.
by gnostic 1 October 02, 2013
v. To quit unexpectantly. Also a sexual act.
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Where's Yvonne? We're about to open. She isn't pulling a pope is she?
Yeah. She phoned in. She doesn't feel that her fading spirit will allow her to continue here in the sort of capacity that is required.
She knows she's just a bar maid? Right?
Yeah. She phoned in. She doesn't feel that her fading spirit will allow her to continue here in the sort of capacity that is required.
She knows she's just a bar maid? Right?
by gnostic 1 February 23, 2013
n. Beer, only like more than one beer, and said with panache by coolers and skaters and college boys.
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by gnostic 1 February 24, 2013
n. Any pursuit that seems pointless, needlessly difficult, lacking in spectator appeal, and corrupt.
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WE are going to bring a planeload of Canadians down to the casino for an ice-curling tournament.
Isn't that kind of a tour de france?
Isn't that kind of a tour de france?
by gnostic 1 May 19, 2013
place. Bustling metropolis brimming with night life and dreamy-eyed folk chasing both the promise that is America and a sea of yellow cabs. Unlimited opportunity but limited seating. Concrete spires surrounding halal food carts beside world-class museums. Pigeons. So many pigeons. Many with feathers.
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Wow. That hurricane Sandy really messed this place up.
No. This is how it always looks.
Hey! How about those New York Knickerbockers!
No. This is how it always looks.
Hey! How about those New York Knickerbockers!
by gnostic 1 December 08, 2012
n. A derogatory term for any over-used Christmas song. The term was originally inspired by an insanely funny parody song not suitable for kiddies or younger elves.
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Listen. I think they are playing Dingle Bells and it is only November. Do they think we're a bunch of Perth cast-offs who can't tell time?
by gnostic 1 December 24, 2012