Definitions by Gnostic 1

yorkers 

n. Tricks that look like they are hard and interesting but aren't. Term used by surfers, boarders and hookers.

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Did you see that! I did a leapstand and a board hoard! Fakey!

You did some yorkers. Grow up.

That was yesterday. Today I did skater stuff.

yorkers by gnostic 1 March 10, 2013

ducking 

v. Avoiding responsibility.

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Hey! Where you been? That conclave be started. You ducking?

No Monsigneur.

ducking by gnostic 1 March 10, 2013

Woolong 

Only the best town in Australia! Wrestled from the unforgiving land and plowed into a submissive paradise where waves lap the shore in a frenzy of foam.

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Get your board mate! The waves are lapping at Woolong's foreshore like a rabid dingo.

Woolong by gnostic 1 March 10, 2013

Survivor: Vatican

Reality show in which Cardinals are locked in a room facing elimination challenges until only one is left to become Pope.

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Dude! Did you see the episode of Survivor: Vatican where the jowly cardfinal who thinks he's "all that" gets excommunicated?

No. No I did not.

Survivor: Vatican by gnostic 1 March 5, 2013

Frank 

place. Tiny Village in Alberta blessed with an abundance of enormous picturesque boulders that make it the "Stonehenge" of the Rocky Mountains. What is the meaning of the odd arrangements? How did the simple people move the enormous stones? Aliens? Why did this advanced civilisation die out?

These, and other mysteries are not addressed at a Government Interpretive Centre. Conspiracy?

Abandoned coal mines abound: ideal for family excursions, or climb the famous "groaning" Turtle Mountain.

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Look at all the boulders! How did they move them? And why did they build their dwellings beneath them? To understand you have to think like the ancient village itself.

You're not going to be Frank are you?

Yes. Yes I am.

Frank by gnostic 1 February 24, 2013

Skater's dozen 

n. Eleven. A reflection of both the abscence of resources and the humour of skaters.

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Dude! This crate only has eleven brewes.

A skater's dozen! Radical. Nine for me and four for you!

Tottally!

Skater's dozen by gnostic 1 February 24, 2013

brewes 

n. Beer, only like more than one beer, and said with panache by coolers and skaters and college boys.

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Open some brewes! It's gonna be a long skate to hell!

brewes by gnostic 1 February 24, 2013