Gnostic 1's definitions

asbestpus

n. Imaginary useless,even dangerous material Used in metaphorical sense for humorous effect.

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Where's Sarah? We were supposed to be slamming down vodka.

She's still in the Chem Lab making asbestpus.

by gnostic 1 November 5, 2013

jinkle

v. To allow the back end of your skateboard, snowboard, car, or other conveyance, to wobble before re-gaining control.

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Dude! Nice jinkle. I thought you were headed for an awesome skatemark but you drug it down.

I am a great skate. Really great.

by gnostic 1 January 19, 2013

super bowl

n. Excellent full pipe of hash, opium etc.

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Dude! That super bowl on the weekend was superb!

I thought you didn't like football.

I don't.

by gnostic 1 January 31, 2014

broomer

n. Canadian term for the ice-curling "athlete" who uses his broom to mark where the stone-shooter should stand but never sweeps or sweats. Thus a broomer is any lazy individual.

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Hurry hard! Split the rings and ice their broomer!

by gnostic 1 July 21, 2012

howzat?

Interrogatory phrase expressing confusion and implying that something is seriously amiss.

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Downton Abbey is still on the air, along with American Idol and that Gilligan's Island contest.

Howzat?

by gnostic 1 February 9, 2013

charmageddon

n. A full-on irresistable James Francoesque charm storm of Biblical proportions.

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Babe at four o'clock, but don't even bother. She is totally out of your league.

I'm going in. Don't wait up. No one can resist my charmageddon.

So I'll see you in five minutes?

Three.

by gnostic 1 October 7, 2013

suck the icicle

v. Fail, do poorly at a task, put in minimal effort. Used by Canadian skaters and curling enthusiasts. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Nice stone fling Natalie! You totally swept the rings!

Thanks. Usually when I come to the rink I just suck the icicle.

Really? Well perhaps there'll be some down time while they pebble the ends. I'll loosen my parka.

by gnostic 1 February 1, 2013