121212

n. Any overly-hyped assemblage of lame older folk prancing about in silly clothes for a noble cause.

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Hey, did you hear? The Toronto Homeless Ladies Centre burned down and now Loverboy and Barenaked Ladies are getting back together for a 121212.

If we raise a lot of money today can we prevent this travesty?

by gnostic 1 December 14, 2012

sheepkabob

n. Delicious mutton on a stick. Beloved in Perth.

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Would you like some sheepkabob mate.

Do I look like I'm from Perth?

by gnostic 1 January 18, 2013

pimple fairy

n. Mythical creature who visits teenagers at night and touches their faces with her zit wand.

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Wow. Looks like someone had a visit from the pimple fairy.

I will cut you. I swear to God.

by gnostic 1 January 18, 2013

circumseyes

v. Looking with disgust or disfavour upon a foreskin.

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I'm going out with that hot sheep shearer tonight. You know. The one from Perth.

Why do you bother. You know she will just circumseyes you. Get out the clippers mate!

by gnostic 1 April 27, 2013

wrinklers

n. Folk that are unaware that they are far too old for a given pursuit.

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The entertainment world is full of wrinklers.

Yeah. Oprah, Bieber, Stallone. It's culling time.

by gnostic 1 February 03, 2013

jinkle

v. To allow the back end of your skateboard, snowboard, car, or other conveyance, to wobble before re-gaining control.

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Dude! Nice jinkle. I thought you were headed for an awesome skatemark but you drug it down.

I am a great skate. Really great.

by gnostic 1 January 20, 2013

asbestpus

n. Imaginary useless,even dangerous material Used in metaphorical sense for humorous effect.

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Where's Sarah? We were supposed to be slamming down vodka.

She's still in the Chem Lab making asbestpus.

by gnostic 1 November 05, 2013