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Definitions by Gnostic 1

circumseyes 

v. Looking with disgust or disfavour upon a foreskin.

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I'm going out with that hot sheep shearer tonight. You know. The one from Perth.

Why do you bother. You know she will just circumseyes you. Get out the clippers mate!
circumseyes by gnostic 1 April 27, 2013

bourbon dictionary 

n. Compedium of liquors and liquor-related knowledge.

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Dude! Can we mix corn mash and cactus juice and let them ferment together?

Can't see why not, but check on Bourbon Dictionary. We don't want no explosions.
bourbon dictionary by gnostic 1 April 26, 2013

Hobo supper 

n. A gathering at which everyone provides an ingredient for a communal stew and an ingredient for a communal alcoholic beverage of epic strength.

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Hobo supper at the frat house tonight; are you in?

Does a chunder bucket have a handle?
Hobo supper by gnostic 1 April 26, 2013

make the playoffs 

v. phrase To do well at a meeting, school assignment, on a date etc. An obvious parallel with the world of sports is bing drawn.

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Yo, that is some excellent essaying you got going there. You keep up that fine sentence writing and you are a top pick to make the playoffs.

Ahhh, thanks teach.
make the playoffs by gnostic 1 April 20, 2013

not the masters 

n. phrase - Expression used when denegrating any mundane sexual experience
or second-rate event.

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Did you see my son's basketball game? What did you think?

Well, it's not the masters.
not the masters by gnostic 1 April 13, 2013

Rolling Stones Tour 

n. Any over-priced wildly-publicised event of little actual importance.

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Are you going to watch The Masters this weekend?

No. It's just a Rolling Stones Tour. I'd rather wash my socks.

thatcher 

n. Person who promulgates divisive political theories.

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thatcher by gnostic 1 April 9, 2013