Gnostic 1's definitions

bro-sures

n. Reassurances given to male friends. Usually boosting ego or confidence. Similar to a push-up bro and ego push-ups.

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Your hair looks great man. You don't look like a dweeb at all. Flock of Seagulls still rules.

Thanks man. I'd be a mess without your bro-sures.

by gnostic 1 November 5, 2013

kangale

n. Australian slang for any soft drink. Does not need to actually contain any kangaroo products.

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Pass me a kangale mate. Me throats drier than a shrimp on a salty barbie.

Too fresh blokey. Me hand goes out!

by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012

railscratch

n. Radical skateboarding term for a move where you lean backwards and drag your fingers down a railing behind your board. Often done fakey after blowing air.

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Nice railscratch dude! You totally nailed the goat!

by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012

Fourtet

n. Musical group consisting of four under educated musicians. Also a sexual foursome.

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Yo tuba guy. We got a threesome going now but if you joined us we would have a fourtet.

Sounds good. Should I empty my spit trap?

by Gnostic 1 December 27, 2013

Skater's dozen

n. Eleven. A reflection of both the abscence of resources and the humour of skaters.

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Dude! This crate only has eleven brewes.

A skater's dozen! Radical. Nine for me and four for you!

Tottally!

by gnostic 1 February 24, 2013

olympic "athlete"

n. Any participant in an olympic event that obviously isn't a real sport, eg. ice-curling, luge, modern pentathalon. Often these people are smokers, out of shape, and Canadian.

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Hey! Hand me a Snickers bar! It's kind of boring out here on the curling rink. But at least I'm living the dream.

Here you go, eh, my olympic "athlete".

You didn't put air quotes around "athlete" did you?

by gnostic 1 July 21, 2012

buy a Ford

v.phrase- Canadian expression meaning to purchase drugs, usually crack.

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Hey, want to buy a Ford?

Not now man. I'm about to go downtown and visit City Hall.

by gnostic 1 June 3, 2013