five to the frown

Term used for slapping somebody across the face. The one being slapped is usually a woman and more often than not will see it coming just long enough to develop a frown.

Sally thought it would be ok to sass her husband until she
caught five to the frown.

by Gnomercy September 28, 2006

cock trap

Slang term for mouth. Most often used when telling somebody
to shut the hell up while simultaneously alluding to their
homosexuality or, if they are female, their skills in
cock gobblery.

Shut your fucking cock trap you dirty homo!

by Gnomercy September 25, 2006

dick smacking

Slang term for slacking off.

If we're going to pass this class we're gonna have to
stop dick smacking around!

by Gnomercy October 06, 2006

yogurt slinger

Yet another slang term for the penis. This is due to the
similarity in the consistency of semen and yogurt.

Peter North has a fucking awesome yogurt slinger!

by Gnomercy September 19, 2006