13 definitions by Global Feetus
Unintentional misspelling of Titusville Florida on mail addresses , order and address forms and in newspapers. See Tightassville. Considered "naughty."
1. Phone Order clerk:" I want to confirm that address again. You want that delivered to 104 Oak Street in Titsville ( teheheh) Florida 32783? Right? (teheheh)
Female Customer: " (sigh)No, No..that's Titusville....
Phone Order clerk: "Oh..It looked like Titsville!"
Female Customer: "Gee I've never heard that before. Listen pervert, congratulations you said "tits" to a customer. Now can we finish order...do you want my credit card number or my bra size?"
Female Customer: " (sigh)No, No..that's Titusville....
Phone Order clerk: "Oh..It looked like Titsville!"
Female Customer: "Gee I've never heard that before. Listen pervert, congratulations you said "tits" to a customer. Now can we finish order...do you want my credit card number or my bra size?"
by Global Feetus April 3, 2007
1. The act of slowly floating upwards in a hot tub while erect or in the vernacular ,sporting a woody.
Origins: First to properly execute an up periscope one must first " blow ballast " by farting in the hot tub.
If undetected by the other occupants, preferably female, the "scope master" will raise his body until the head of his penis slowly breaks the surface. If he remains undetected he will slowly continue to push his penis farther out of the water until detected.
When detected he will yell "Down Scope" and rapidly pull his body downwards while acting as if nothing happened. If he remains undetected that means the female occupants of the hot tub are receptive or totally hammered, in either case, this often results in a "torpedo" attack after he yells UP SCOPE!
2.A mythical command often seen in WWII movies to raise the periscope. Up periscope is not used by modern submariners. The officer of the deck will inform the watch standers submarines control room the he is "Raising Number 1 ( or # 2 ) scope." at which time he will rotate the periscope ring that activates the raising / lowering mechanism.
Origins: First to properly execute an up periscope one must first " blow ballast " by farting in the hot tub.
If undetected by the other occupants, preferably female, the "scope master" will raise his body until the head of his penis slowly breaks the surface. If he remains undetected he will slowly continue to push his penis farther out of the water until detected.
When detected he will yell "Down Scope" and rapidly pull his body downwards while acting as if nothing happened. If he remains undetected that means the female occupants of the hot tub are receptive or totally hammered, in either case, this often results in a "torpedo" attack after he yells UP SCOPE!
2.A mythical command often seen in WWII movies to raise the periscope. Up periscope is not used by modern submariners. The officer of the deck will inform the watch standers submarines control room the he is "Raising Number 1 ( or # 2 ) scope." at which time he will rotate the periscope ring that activates the raising / lowering mechanism.
1. Dave's penis was totaly out of the water when he yelled " Up Periscope!" "Euwwwwwww a dick!" screamed Denise.
2. "Up Periscope!" Ensign Jones commanded. The watch standers looked at each other in quizzical disbelief. Don't you mean "Raising Number 1 scope?" asked the Cheif of the Watch. " "Uh...right Cheif"...Ensign Jones demurred.
2. "Up Periscope!" Ensign Jones commanded. The watch standers looked at each other in quizzical disbelief. Don't you mean "Raising Number 1 scope?" asked the Cheif of the Watch. " "Uh...right Cheif"...Ensign Jones demurred.
by Global Feetus April 3, 2007
Slang for Titusville Florida. pr: Tight-ass-ville.
Refers to the uptight anal retentive city council, the reactionary politics and the 2 to 1 ratio of Baptist Churches to citizens (in the city). There are so many churches that parishoners often attend services in up to three separate churches, going from church to church each Sunday just to keep them all open.
Refers to the uptight anal retentive city council, the reactionary politics and the 2 to 1 ratio of Baptist Churches to citizens (in the city). There are so many churches that parishoners often attend services in up to three separate churches, going from church to church each Sunday just to keep them all open.
1. Dave sighed;"You cant throw a dead cat in Tightassville without hitting a damn Baptist Church."
2. "The Tightassville City Council voted to prohibit slavery today. Lincoln would be proud."
3. "The Tightassville city council passed the Defense of Marriage act prohibiting gay marriage. Now they are working on the brother-sister wording for the amendment"
2. "The Tightassville City Council voted to prohibit slavery today. Lincoln would be proud."
3. "The Tightassville city council passed the Defense of Marriage act prohibiting gay marriage. Now they are working on the brother-sister wording for the amendment"
by Global Feetus April 3, 2007
A person spontaneously and anonymously who defecates in public areas. The areas are chosen for the greatest visual and olfactory effect upon the observer, for example:
1. Water fountains
2. Public Pools and the Beach
3. Dressing Rooms.
4. Ex girlfriends mailbox.
Also see Poop Phantom
1. Water fountains
2. Public Pools and the Beach
3. Dressing Rooms.
4. Ex girlfriends mailbox.
Also see Poop Phantom
1. " Mommy I want a drink of...WHAAAAAAAAAAA...the phantom pooper...WHAAAAAAAAA! "
2. "Great day for a swim...what's that floating by your face? OMG! " The Phantom Pooper had struck again.
3. " Don't these pants look great...whats that smell?"
4. " Phantom pooper? Listen lady I don't care why your bill is late...just pay it.
2. "Great day for a swim...what's that floating by your face? OMG! " The Phantom Pooper had struck again.
3. " Don't these pants look great...whats that smell?"
4. " Phantom pooper? Listen lady I don't care why your bill is late...just pay it.
by Global Feetus April 3, 2007
An cautionary expression used in the USMC."Rip off your head and shit down your windpipe" gently warns the listener " Please pay attention, I'm not joking here. Thank you for you consideration."
1."Dammit, Dave I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if your try to go out with my sister!
2. "Your going to force me to rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you insist on breaking in line."
3. "QUIT EYEBALLING ME BOY. I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you don't get some polish on those boots."
2. "Your going to force me to rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you insist on breaking in line."
3. "QUIT EYEBALLING ME BOY. I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you don't get some polish on those boots."
by Global Feetus March 28, 2007
Blue Rage; Blue Raged
1.Describes outbursts of uncontrolled temper and /or aggressive driving by Senior Citizens. A problem in Florida and Arizona particularity from snow birds.
2. Used to describe the haughty, self entitled indignation exhibited by seniors ( snow birds) toward residents in area with high snow bird populations.
1.Describes outbursts of uncontrolled temper and /or aggressive driving by Senior Citizens. A problem in Florida and Arizona particularity from snow birds.
2. Used to describe the haughty, self entitled indignation exhibited by seniors ( snow birds) toward residents in area with high snow bird populations.
1. " Officer all I did was change lanes. Granny followed me and threw this can of Ensure and hit me in the face!" " Yep Signal 505,Blue Rage." agreed the officer."That's going the leave a scar." added the officer.
2. " Listen son Ive been shopping at Walmart for 60 years and I have never paid more than 15 cents for an apple. Stupid pimple faced cretin. I fought WWII for this?"
2. " Listen son Ive been shopping at Walmart for 60 years and I have never paid more than 15 cents for an apple. Stupid pimple faced cretin. I fought WWII for this?"
by Global Feetus April 3, 2007