Titsville

Unintentional misspelling of Titusville Florida on mail addresses , order and address forms and in newspapers. See Tightassville. Considered "naughty."

1. Phone Order clerk:" I want to confirm that address again. You want that delivered to 104 Oak Street in Titsville ( teheheh) Florida 32783? Right? (teheheh)
Female Customer: " (sigh)No, No..that's Titusville....
Phone Order clerk: "Oh..It looked like Titsville!"
Female Customer: "Gee I've never heard that before. Listen pervert, congratulations you said "tits" to a customer. Now can we finish order...do you want my credit card number or my bra size?"

by Global Feetus April 10, 2007

Titusville, NJ

A small town located north of Trenton and south of Lambertville, NJ. The population of deer far outnumbers people in Titusville. Titusville is the site of the famous Christmas night crossing before the Battle of Trenton which turned the tides of the Revolutionary War. If you live in Titusville you may be late to work sometimes because you are stuck behind a tractor, or because the township always plows your roads last. The social scene in Titusville consists of bonfires and running around in Washington Crossing State Park after hours. Don't be alarmed, you may hear fisher cats at night, just keep your chickens in their coup. If you own a pontoon boat, go tubing, like to hang out on the docks or have at one time constructed your own raft and attempted to float it on the Delaware, you are referred to as a "river-rat". If your elementary school is named after a saloon, you know everything about the woods at the end of your neighborhood, and you had one hell of a childhood then raise your beer because you grew up in Titusville.

"Damn, look at the size of that gun, she must be from Titusville, NJ."

by Miss4thofJuly January 6, 2012

Titusville

A city on Florida's Space Coast that was once a booming metropolis, however it was nearly wiped out in the early 90's after the great invasion of the Wal-Mart Supercenter.

Guy 1) Dude, you wanna go have some serious fun tonight

Guy 2) Have you forgotten we live in Titusville

Guy 1) Dammit you're right :(

The two guys proceed to head over to wal-mart where they save lots of money thanks to wal-mart's "Always Low Prices."

by FriendlyNeighborhoodSpiderman1 April 24, 2010

titsicles

when the titties freeze up and become into popsicles DICKs

i got titsicles for lunch

by HAHAAMITSGAY June 21, 2010

Taintsville

A small Floridian town. "It 'taint Oviedo and it 'taint Chuluota."

She lives in the middle of Taintsville.

by Trixie822 February 6, 2010

titsicle

nipples that are hard due to cold

I walked outside without a jacket and got instant titsicles.

by aznravinrobin October 31, 2005

Titusville

Tiny town of central florida complete with all sorts of people from the gangstas to the rednecks to the annoying preps. You won't find much to do around here except maybe the beach but other than that most people will get drunk or simply do each other. There is small town gossip around here and you may hear people jokingly call this place "Tit-Us-Ville." We also see the shuttle going up occasionaly and must deal with tourists crowding our roads whom don't know how to drive nor park correctly.

I couldn't find the exit off the highway to get to titusville, did I pass it already?

by crazysweet December 21, 2009