Definitions by Glen

royal flush 

when the queen or princess uses a douche

princess die needs her royal flush

royal flush by glen April 6, 2004

rosedale flu 

the chough one gets after taking a really big bong hit

becky got the rosedale flu this morning

rosedale flu by glen April 5, 2004

gtr 

got to run

dude my moms bitching i gtr

gtr by glen March 9, 2004

lux et veritas 

Dishwashing Soap and Tape Backup Software. (i.e. Get a clean Backup or Clean your backup tapes)

Originally expressed as Palmolive et Veritas, however, Madge (the Palmolive saleswoman) was mostly too hands on and Lux was therefore considered more generic.

"There are parity errors on our backup tapes. Tell operations 'lux et veritas'!

lux et veritas by Glen March 5, 2004

rumpton 

The act of rumpton, bolting one in the opposite sex.

SEX

Fancy rumpton sweetness

rumpton by glen January 21, 2004

walking the dog 

Spanking the monkey, beating off, wacking off, masterbation

I got caught walking the dog last night.

walking the dog by Glen January 9, 2004

mcjob 

Job choices that are presented when all one has strived for is a McEducation. Usually involves those that have a McAttitude and McMentality. Usually not race or class based, but based on culture. Can also be caused by having McParents.

Even though (Bubba, Laquicia, Jose, Bobbie-Lee) graduated from high school with good grades, all that would ever be available would be a McJob.

mcjob by Glen November 29, 2003