maximum-density

Developed at the Naked Turtle while bartending.

Def:

A girl wearing jeans two sizes small, thus fitting the most amount of mass into the smallest possible volume.

Remember the formula for density:

D=M/V
Yo! That girl is pushin maximum desnity in those jeans.
by Glen February 10, 2005
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jelly sandwhich

a jelly sandwhich is a term used to define both a pointless spreading of gelatinous goo over bread or to eat out a chick while she's on her period
WTF dude, u ate my jelly sandwhich!

That chick tried to lemme have a jelly sandwhich the stupid whore.
by glen March 08, 2005
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cum

stu likes to drink it on a friday night when hes out with the
by Glen October 17, 2003
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mcjob

Job choices that are presented when all one has strived for is a McEducation. Usually involves those that have a McAttitude and McMentality. Usually not race or class based, but based on culture. Can also be caused by having McParents.
Even though (Bubba, Laquicia, Jose, Bobbie-Lee) graduated from high school with good grades, all that would ever be available would be a McJob.
by Glen November 29, 2003
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lux et veritas

Dishwashing Soap and Tape Backup Software. (i.e. Get a clean Backup or Clean your backup tapes)

Originally expressed as Palmolive et Veritas, however, Madge (the Palmolive saleswoman) was mostly too hands on and Lux was therefore considered more generic.
"There are parity errors on our backup tapes. Tell operations 'lux et veritas'!
by Glen March 05, 2004
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lannox

Lannox make technical appliances that workm rather quite good! Being a rip off brand off Rowa which is also a good brand which is a rip off Teac!
When Glen bought a Rowa imitation flat screen digital tv (or so he reckoned) it came with a free lannox dvd player that broke within 2 weeks!
by Glen November 03, 2003
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gtr

dude my moms bitching i gtr
by glen March 09, 2004
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