Definitions by GlazeHer

signifitent

A significant tent.

we went camping last night & it was def signifitent.

signifitent by GlazeHer August 9, 2016

dicksplay 

a display of dicks

She was so enthralled by the dicksplay at the sex museum, she told all her girlfriends it was a must see!

dicksplay by GlazeHer July 27, 2016

opportunkitty 

An opportunity to get some pussy, using "kitty" to describe that good-good.

I went to the club last night and had an opportunkitty to smash this Ho, but she was so sloppy I decided to bounce and go home with a carne asada burrito instead.

opportunkitty by GlazeHer July 23, 2016

poopfect

A perfect shit.

Dude, you have to come see this! It's like a foot long, multi-colored & smells of last night. It's poopfect!!

poopfect by GlazeHer July 9, 2016

inglutients 

Ingredients that include gluten

Oh man, these chips are really good, but check out the inglutients!

inglutients by GlazeHer June 30, 2016

License Plate Translation

When someone spots a license plate that is either consists of a standard format or vanity plate & tries to decipher what it could translate to.

To kill time while I am driving, I like to find license plates that I can translate into acronym definition or determine what the douchebag was trying to define, I call it License Plate Translation.

I saw GOOD BFD & figured it may have meant, Good Big Fucking Dick or perhaps GOOD Bad Food Diet... although both are almost as lame.

License Plate Translation by GlazeHer June 30, 2016

vagvacious

A vivacious vagina.

Dude, she was so amped for the bang sesh that her vagina was feeling vivacious... ish was vagvacious!

vagvacious by GlazeHer June 22, 2016