GlazeHer's definitions

opooportunity

When one who has to defecate has an opportunity to relieve themselves after waiting for a period of time.

Brad had to shit for an hour but because he was at his girlfriend's parent's anniversary party, he couldn't find the right opooportunity until the old folks retired for the evening, then he let the floodgates open.

by GlazeHer March 8, 2016

snore noise

a literal noise one makes as a response to something dumb and/or they don't want to respond to, acting like they've fallen asleep

The snore noise is my go-to response any time some turd at a bar tries to hit on me, works every time. I highly recommend it.

by GlazeHer August 24, 2016

road drip

When someone takes a road trip and ejacuates at some point during the trek.

Oh man, I drove from San Diego to Tempe & when my girl gave me road head, the road trip turned into a road drip. Know what I mean?!?!

by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

celebang

Celebrate by way of banging

I'm so proud of you getting the promotion that we should celebrate by banging all night, we'll celebang!

by GlazeHer January 16, 2014

south bro row

what a row of desks in an office setting is called that only contains dudes

it's hard to focus on t his conference call when south bro row gets to giggling like school girls about fantasy football, cartoons, or whatever else they are in to that day

by GlazeHer August 24, 2016

whorganized

when one finally organizes their whores so they don't confuse them

so many whores, so little time, but I put some hours in last night and am finally whorganized!

by GlazeHer April 22, 2015

work before twerk

Meaning a lady has to get her work done before the freak can get her twerk on

Bro: "Hey girl, ya wanna meet at the club?"
Ho: "I'm a boss bitch and need to finish up some deliverables this evening, maybe next time."
Bro: "Ah, work before twerk. Get it girl."
Ho: "Gotta make that coin!"

by GlazeHer July 5, 2015