Definitions by GlazeHer
don't hurry be crappy
Similar to the saying don't worry be happy, but realizing the world is fucked & sometimes less is more.
When I started my new job, I was told by my co-workers, don't hurry be crappy.... so I set the bar low from day one. Best decision I ever made.
don't hurry be crappy by GlazeHer November 3, 2016
I ain't going out like that
A well formed response to almost any question that involves potentially being/looking like a chump to someone else.
My company told me I was being sent on a trip to Mexico, then said the CEO was drunk when he made the announcement. They told me I'd be promoted, then back-tracked. The worst, I was paid for commission on an upsell, then 2 months later, they took the funds out of my paycheck.
Ipso facto, I quit without another job lined up, I ain't going out like that!
Ipso facto, I quit without another job lined up, I ain't going out like that!
I ain't going out like that by GlazeHer November 3, 2016
real dreams
My dreams are so crazy, I never know what was real vs. a dream until I get up & continue living life. Shit is always real dreams, yo!
real dreams by GlazeHer November 3, 2016
I crack myself up
Regardless of actually being funny or not, a phrase said by someone who finds themselves hilarious, regardless of what anyone else may think.
I crack myself up by GlazeHer November 3, 2016
funniest person on the couch
A saying when someone is on the couch with at least one more person & truly believes they are the funniest person, but to humble their stance, they mention their physical presence in the room.
Biebs thought he was hilarious, but knowing he had legit competition that night, he claimed himself the funniest person on the couch.
funniest person on the couch by GlazeHer November 3, 2016
ho and tell
Can't wait for poker night, I know when to show them and when to fold them, but I am hoping to ho and tell if you know what I mean!
ho and tell by GlazeHer October 11, 2016