real dreams

when a person has dreams that are so real, they can't decipher reality from dreamland.

My dreams are so crazy, I never know what was real vs. a dream until I get up & continue living life. Shit is always real dreams, yo!

by GlazeHer November 04, 2016

stinker blinker

A warning one gives another when they are about to penetrate anally, similar to using a turn signal in a vehicle.

Hey girl, I got my stinker blinker on and I'm about to turn into your backside!

by GlazeHer April 22, 2015

sextional

What someone or a couple refers to their sectional couch as when they routinely have sex on it

Hey girl, let's watch a movie then bang it out on the sextional!

by GlazeHer February 15, 2014

student bone

A college student who pays off their tuition by way of fucking.

He paid off his college tuition debt by giving the Dean his student bone.

by GlazeHer January 17, 2016

shitakki

Similar to the act of buckakki, but replacing cum with shit.

My girl made her famous chili for dinner and I gave her shitakki for dessert.

by GlazeHer March 28, 2014

loadtrip

A road trip consumed of road head & jerk off loads.

My girl & I took a 2000 mile loadtrip across the Southwest. I am dehydrated!

by GlazeHer April 18, 2017

baby beard

When a man attempts to grow a beard but his facial hair is so thin and inconsistent, it's as if it were a baby beard

When I told my man I liked facial hair, he decided to let it grow but all I see is a baby beard!

by GlazeHer April 22, 2015