20 definitions by Gjelstiznles

n. 1. When a dude cums early in a sexual intercourse.
2. When a guy (usually me) throws a grenade/shoots on accidents while the screen is still black on Halo 2... usually results in me getting booted from the game.
1. PE=Premature ejaculation... I heard a commercial on the radio for Boston Medical Group which FIXES YOUR PENIS!
2. I have premature ejaculations all the time in Team Slayer.
by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006
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1. n. A sexual position achieved by putting one's scrotum in a noob's anus in halo.
Anal Noobage is a shameful act.
by Gjelstiznles August 14, 2006
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n. 1. an angry mob of slutty chicks... can be seen at shitty concerts or @ a party watching Gilmore Girls (/suicide).
2. an angry mob of ugly fat chicks that tell eachother that they're hot when they really aren't... can be found on myspace.
Gilmore Girls only appeals to the whordes.
I saw a whorde of ugly fat chicks on myspace.
by Gjelstiznles August 3, 2006
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n. The substance created when a guy sprays diarrhea all over a chick in a bath tub and then pisses and cums on her. This may sound strange to the common Urbandictionary user, but this is very normal to R. Kelly.
intrj. An exclamation of shittiness. Usually used when cleaning baby ass or other stuff.
n. R. Kelly once fed shit sauce to a minor.
intrj. Tired Mother: "Shit sauce!!! My baby's shit is baby-shit green!"
by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006
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n. 1. T3h Pimpsauce.
2. An old man on The Price is Right who once slept with one of "Barker's Babes" or w/e they call them and he got sued for sexual harassment.
v. 1. To sleep with one of Barker's Babes(is that the right terminology?...).
n. 1. Bob Barker is the man
2. Bob Barker banged that chick and got sued... BS!
v. 1. I Bob Barkered one of the old barker babes last night... too bad they're like 70 now.
by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006
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n. The act of a nerd going hyphy.
ROFLCOPTER I saw hyphzorz last night at the STAR TREK CONVENTION!!!
by Gjelstiznles October 16, 2006
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