Definitions by Gjelstiznles

shit sauce 

n. The substance created when a guy sprays diarrhea all over a chick in a bath tub and then pisses and cums on her. This may sound strange to the common Urbandictionary user, but this is very normal to R. Kelly.
intrj. An exclamation of shittiness. Usually used when cleaning baby ass or other stuff.

n. R. Kelly once fed shit sauce to a minor.
intrj. Tired Mother: "Shit sauce!!! My baby's shit is baby-shit green!"

shit sauce by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006

baby shit green 

n. A rejected crayola crayon color that was replaced with "Asparagus".

My friend's 1988 lime green Honda Civic is now baby shit green.

baby shit green by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006

Anal thunder 

n. Thunder from down under.

"Bob's anal thunder smells like sh*t!"

Anal thunder by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006

jesus sauce 

when jesus was around he'd masturbate into cups and make people drink his seamen b/c if they drank this jesus sauce, they believed they'd gain his powers.

"my great-great-great-great-great-great (x's 45) grandfather jimmy drank jesus sauce once a day and learned how to walk on water!!!"

jesus sauce by Gjelstiznles July 31, 2006

Banana Cream Pie 

n. 1. A sexual position achieved by beating your meat so hard that you cannot stop jizzing and you jizz builds up on your pelvic region for so long that it looks like a banana cream pie. Requires a cock ring.
2. To take your aunts banana cream pie into the bathroom and jizz all over it and mix it together on thanksgiving... then you watch your siblings eat it and laugh silently.

1:"Man it feels so good to give myself a banana cream pie."
2:"dewd it's so funny when my brother eats banana cream pies on thanksgiving every year..."

Banana Cream Pie by Gjelstiznles July 31, 2006

Cumburger 

n. A burger that you jizz all over before cooking it... I work @ a Carl's Jr. and we do it all the time lol.

I watched the fat little boy eat the cumburger... looks like my secret ingredient tastes great!

Cumburger by Gjelstiznles July 31, 2006