GirlSkater's definitions

Uri Gellar

What the hell?
He loves to bend spoons, why doesn't he just shove it up his ass!
Telepathic bastard.

Uri (in dumbass foreign/english voice) - how old is that dog? i think no i can sense that he is nine years old.
Some girl - The dog is three years old.

by GirlSkater January 30, 2004

edward scissor hands

A film about a man who had his hands chopped off and the made new ones out of scissors.
He's like the nice version of Freddy Krueger played by johnny depp but both his hands are different than most peoples if you get what i mean.

The Girl-"Edward! FINGER ME! NOW!"
Edward-"But...."
The Girl-"NOW DAMN IT!"
Edward-"Ok"
The Girl-" OWWWWW! My fadge is bleeding out from in!"
Edward-"I told you"

by GirlSkater February 23, 2004

My BCG

A Taborculosis jab.
Say it when someone hits your arm.

*whack* Me-"Sorry"
Leanne Q-"OWWWWWW! My BCG!"
*Slap*
Me-"AHHHOW!"

by GirlSkater March 14, 2004

fadge

A Fanny
Vagina
Pussy
Dick door
fanjita
fuck hole number 1
the gateway to hell (in some cases)

Peter-"Aparently according to lisle, sadie has mouldy cheese sandwich fadge flaps."
Petey-"NICE!"

by GirlSkater February 23, 2004

my salsa

eminems "Next song". apparently, from D12 ft. Eminem - My Band.

My salsa makes all the girl take off their pants, my sal sa sla sa sal sal sal salsa. My salsa!

by GirlSkater April 7, 2004

ask jeeves

A dumbass man on the internet, you can't get a straight answer from jeeves.

Jeeves-Ask me a question
Me-Where can i find pictures of men in the nude?
Jeeves-The answer is, Carpet right the number one place for carpets.
Me-AHHHHHHHHH!

by GirlSkater February 3, 2004

GLEIVAN!

The catchphrase of the Professuer/Scientist off the simpsons.

Professuer/Scientist"Are you sure you don't want a ride on my air motocycle?"
Bart-"No"
Professuer/Scientist-"Ok *pulls away sharply* GLEIVAN!"

by GirlSkater February 23, 2004