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Tell Tale'd

Verb; To chop up and stick underneath the floorboards of a house or other building.

A reference to Edgar Allen Poe's "Tell Tale Heart," where the protagonist chops a person up and buries them underneath the floorboards.
Buddy: I'm not to sure about Mike, the new guy in accounting. He looks like the kind of guy who Tell Tale'd **at least** five hookers.
by Giovanni Mann November 14, 2017
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antideps

The abbreviated plural for "antidepressant."
"I need my antideps to properly function today."
by Giovanni Mann October 21, 2017
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Wafflecock

1. To hit or throw with excessive force; a step above a "wallop."

2. A nonsensical insult, implying one's penis resembles a waffle.

3. A falsehood, bullshit, poppycock
1. "If I had some guy trying to rub up on me on the daily, I'd wafflecock that fucker right in the mush."

2. "You're such a wafflecock."

3. "Everton? In the playoffs? WAFFLECOCK my good sir! Pure, unadulterated wafflecock!
by Giovanni Mann October 18, 2017
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No homo

A phrase, that only insecure little pussies use, meaning to clarify that one did not mean to say something as if to hit on you. This phrase is usually used at times when the other person probably wouldn't of even thought it was "homo" to begin with if you hadn't have brought it up.
Buddy: I like your shoes, no homo!

Guy: Thanks. I love your penis, no homo.

Buddy: Thank you.
by Giovanni Mann July 22, 2011
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Stew Beef

Also known as J-Stew, Stew Beef is Tracy Morgan's nickname for Jon Stewart, given to him on April 15, 2010.
by Giovanni Mann April 18, 2010
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Black Jewish drinking day

Another drinking holiday invented by the Tonight Show.
Todd Leven brought it to Conan's attention that there was no drinking holiday for jews. As it turns out, Todd didn't drink, so he gave their drinking holiday to the black folk.
Thus, Black Jewish drinking day was born.
by Giovanni Mann October 13, 2009
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Black drinkin' day

A phrase coined by the Tonight show with Conan O'Brien, Black Drinking day is a holiday that comes every October 7th.
Germans have Octoberfest, Mexicans have Sinco De Mayo, the Irish have everyday day, now the blacks have Black Drinkin' Day
by Giovanni Mann October 8, 2009
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