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Definitions by Gimli

Makers of PC computer systems that are made by sweatshop workers in third world countries in textile mills. They use unreliable components and often take cost-saving measures such as: building everything but the kitchen sink onto the motherboard so it is unlikely anybody will ever try to upgrade. Software only modems. Bios that does not recognize a boot drive unless it is pre-loaded with mindless Compaq shovelware. IDE ribbon cables with only 1 head. Riser cards for horizontally oriented PCI slots.
Best of all they pass the saving on to you, the consumer. Oops, sorry, that last bit is what the other computer manufacturers do.
My Grandma upgraded to a Compaq from a 286 PC Jr. and noticed a slight decrease in performance. Also the XGA graphics on the old computer were better.
compaq by Gimli July 15, 2003

right johnny good 

1)An exclamation of delight. 2)When something hits the spot or fulfills a need. 3)Superlative, Overstating the significance of something's worth.
Right johnny good, you are fine!
Oatmeal cookies sound right johnny good!
That smacktard thinks he's right johnny good
right johnny good by Gimli July 9, 2003
Short for Equalizer. Device for amplifying or suppressing specific frequency bands of audio. This device can be part of a stereo tuner or component or may be present in audio playback software such as winamp.
I adjusted my stereo's EQ so that when Barry White sings it sounds like an earthquake.
eq by Gimli July 9, 2003
Contraction of the term "Oh my God" used commonly in the 1980s by valley girls
Omigod, he is like, so king lord bufu !
omigod by Gimli July 9, 2003

valley girls 

More than one valley girl is a group of valley girls.
valley girls by Gimli July 9, 2003
Preceeded by did. Question regarding one's luck with a lady the previous night.
Anakin: I met Princess Amidala last night.
Jar Jar: Sooo man, d'jamaica?
Anakin: I'm only 9 years old you sicko!
jamaica by Gimli July 9, 2003

ejectilate 

The act of ejection.
The VCR ejectilated the videocassette. My Bowner ejectilated!
ejectilate by Gimli July 9, 2003