Definitions by Ghost

five of clubs 

Five fingers that are going to club you, i.e., a fist.

Bill gave him the five of clubs when he heard he scratched his ride.

five of clubs by ghost July 31, 2003

ass factory 

A guy who is such an asshole that calling him a mere asshole doesn't cut it.

Look, ASS FACTORY, I want my money back NOW or you'll be seeing the five of clubs!!!

ass factory by ghost July 31, 2003

panty bridge 

What a supine woman's panties create from hip bone to hip bone if she's thin enough. A good panty bridge is one that you can actually peek under and see her twat.

My wife is really losing weight, she actually has a panty bridge now!

panty bridge by ghost July 31, 2003

gearhead 

Someone who is totally into cars and is very knowledgeable about how to modify and fix them.

Eric is such a gearhead he has a seatbelt buckle for a belt buckle.

gearhead by ghost July 31, 2003

protrude 

To drive your car in such a manner as to invite a street race, especially in another area that is commonly known to be ruled by another particular car. Used by gearheads.

also: protruding, protruder

Hey man, that Mustang is totally protruding in Jimmy-Z's turf, where is he?

protrude by ghost July 31, 2003

cruncher

To take a shit.

I had just enough toilet paper left for my midnight cruncher.

cruncher by ghost July 31, 2003

talking trash 

To talk nonsense. To utter complete fabrications. Especially when one knows them to be untrue.

He didn't saying one thing that was right. He was just talking trash.

talking trash by Ghost July 27, 2003