Definitions by Getz

Clender 

Derived from a botched spelling of calander, clender arose to be able to keep track of the number of women one picks up and the deeds performed with said woman.

The scoring is as follows: 1 point for a hookup, 2 points for oral, 3 pts for sex. If one sleeps with a woman, he only gets points for that, thus earning a 3.

Core and I picked up those two girls at Rock Lobster, brought em back to my place and did the deed thus earning 3 clender points each.

Clender by Getz August 24, 2004

Twatsy 

1) Random drunk text message sent out between the hours of 11pm and 3am

2) Random nickname for select females

At 1am, i opened up my phone and saw the Core texted me "TWATSY" even though hes standing right next to me.

Twatsy by Getz July 19, 2004

FEED 

Random drunk text message achieved when a phone, equiped with predictive typing, has the number 3 key pushed 4 times in succession.

Press: 3-3-3-3 = FEED

FEED by Getz July 19, 2004

meatwave

An abundance of men in any given location. See also sausage fest, sausage party

When we got to the bar, there was a pretty even guy/girl ratio, but all of a sudden a meatwave hit and guys outnumbered girls 3 to 1.

meatwave by Getz May 3, 2004

sausage fest 

Any gathering that is made up of an unusually large percentage of guys.

see also penis party, sausage festival, sausage party, fraternity

We ditched Sweenys cause it was a Sausage Fest inside.

sausage fest by Getz December 23, 2003

vitamin c

code name for birth control pills

Is your girl on the vitamin c?

vitamin c by Getz December 23, 2003

rumplemintz 

1) A Peppermint liquer
2) A Fave drink of the Emo crowd.

You Doug, buy us more shots of Rumplemintz.

rumplemintz by Getz December 23, 2003