Hoe: You want to suck my pussy?
noBro: Uh, I can't...
Hoe: Why?
noBro: Because I'm..... A VIRGITARIAN.
Hoe: *Passes out*
noBro: Uh, I can't...
Hoe: Why?
noBro: Because I'm..... A VIRGITARIAN.
Hoe: *Passes out*
by George Washingmachine January 10, 2012

What do you mean I'm fired? Just because I asked Barb if she wants to go into the back closet and make macaroni sounds? She's the office slut!
by George Washingmachine December 18, 2021

A fruit nazi is a big fucking jackass with such a cocky ego, they correct every fucking mistake you fucking do, and fucking make everyone except their fucking superficial friends sound like total pricks, even though they are the real pricks.
Alphonse was such a fruit nazi, that when Jeremiah spelled his name wrong, Alphonse laughed and called Jeremiah a "pricky twiddling."
by George Washingmachine October 06, 2011

When one is experiencing euphoria generated by cocaine or methamphetamine. Also referred to as "coke high".
by George Washingmachine February 09, 2012

Initially formed as a clothing style meant to showcase the care-free nature of mainly west-coast skateboard culture, streetwear gained notoriety for its urban appeal and popularization among celebrities and social media (mainly tumblr) users. Typically comprised of baggy or oversized clothing, bright colors, radical graphics and other designs. Includes more than just clothing, hairstyles, tattoos, etc. all ultimately contribute to someone's streetwear.
Eventually, it has culminated in what we have now, mainly occupied by suburban degenerates who listen to garbage like OFWGKTA and Kendrick Lamar, and just buy the ugliest crap they can find because "no one really gets their style." Teenage vanity in essence.
Eventually, it has culminated in what we have now, mainly occupied by suburban degenerates who listen to garbage like OFWGKTA and Kendrick Lamar, and just buy the ugliest crap they can find because "no one really gets their style." Teenage vanity in essence.
by George Washingmachine January 11, 2016

Someone who is so addicted to twatter, they use hashtags outside of it.
These include;
Tumblr.
Youtube.
Facebook.
These include;
Tumblr.
Youtube.
Facebook.
Hashfagger: Hey guys, going to moves l8ter with my homieszzzz #swagggg
Normal guy: Wow, nice job hashfag. Fucking asshole.
Normal guy: Wow, nice job hashfag. Fucking asshole.
by George Washingmachine May 28, 2012
