George Washingmachine's definitions

Woasted

What the weird kid in the back of your class yells when the teacher roasts a student.

"Robbie, why are you always late to class? Too busy kissing your girlfriend in the hallway?"

*entire class ooh's and ahh's*

"Woasted!! Woasted!!"

by George Washingmachine April 19, 2016

Ted Cruz

The true identity of the Zodiac Killer.

"Who are you voting for in the 2016 election?"

"Probably Ted Cruz."

"Dude... That's the Zodiac Killer..."

by George Washingmachine July 25, 2016

Summit girl

A girl who so eloquently enters your life, fucks you, and then just as eloquently leaves. A girl who you do not compare to other girls, because she is beyond comparison. No. You compare other girls to her. She is/has/will be the one. She IS the one. You change everything about yourself to match everything about her. You see words that have a syllable similar to her name, suddenly that word becomes a synonym for her. You write poetry that you keep in a secret hidden folder on your laptop, and it is written about her. She is your Eve, and you my friend, are Adam.

What I would give to sodomize my summit girl one last time.

by George Washingmachine January 26, 2015

3,4,methyldioxidemethamphetamine

The chemical name for Ecstasy, or E.

3,4,methyldioxidemethamphetamine
Yeah, it's that simple.

by George Washingmachine February 9, 2012

macaroni sounds

What good pussy sounds like.

Usually used to imply having sex/other sexual actions.

What do you mean I'm fired? Just because I asked Barb if she wants to go into the back closet and make macaroni sounds? She's the office slut!

by George Washingmachine December 18, 2021

Hashfag

Someone who is so addicted to twatter, they use hashtags outside of it.
These include;
Tumblr.
Youtube.
Facebook.

Hashfagger: Hey guys, going to moves l8ter with my homieszzzz #swagggg

Normal guy: Wow, nice job hashfag. Fucking asshole.

by George Washingmachine May 28, 2012