dilf

Daughter I'd like to fuck

Jenna is such a dilf.

by George W. Bush January 30, 2005

deadbeat dad

A father separated from a child's mother who refuses to pay maintenence or buy anything for said child.

"That Dave is a deadbeat dad, I hate him."

by George W. Bush July 09, 2003

Mantool

He who goes out of his way to please, for fear of being "uncool".

The mantool gave his dog a blow job because his friends told him to.

by George W. Bush May 15, 2003

Lillix

the heighth of canadian musical talent. great girls.

See: beautiful, sexy, talented, great.

by George W. Bush October 11, 2003

UGP

Unitary Guerilla Platoon - One of the oldest Counter-Strike teams in the Universe. Owned and operated by the oldest man on Earth, SirScoots. SirScoots started his career playing with Jesus of Nazareth.

UGP is the greatest team on the planet, except when they dont practice and when playing on fire and when playing any team that does practice more and also except when playing against mexicans.

Wow, UGP just raped us, Newman is soo hot.

by George W. Bush September 13, 2004

assbath

to line up the ass hole directly on a person's nose and to sit down abruptly while the person is sleeping, high, or being held down by other people.

Dude hold down Kip and i'll give him an assbath!

by George W. Bush April 24, 2003

Shahriar

1. A persian name meaning (wang) "king".
2. A person interested in "microwave shit"
3. Son of evil
see kaffir

1. Did you know that Shahriar is a kaffir?
2. Shahriar charges 2.3c per hour

by George W. Bush June 23, 2003