Woj

A man with a rather large and impressive penis. Smaller version of Woje.

"He was Woj for a Chinese guy."

by George Payne April 10, 2008

Stag Head

Used in North West London to describe an individual who would frequent The Bald Faced Stag in Burnt Oak. Typical attributes include working class, English, round headed, red faced, slightly chubby, and overtly enthusiastic about the joys of the alcoholic beverage.

"I guarantee he drinks alcohol, he looks like a right Stag head."

by George Payne April 10, 2008

Thank

See Think, Thank, Thonk

Please look up Think, Thank, Thonk

by George Payne April 10, 2008

Woje

(The 'O' is pronounced like it is in the word 'Own') A word to describe man with a remarkably huge behemoth of a penis. Larger version of Woj. Is so large it should be given a round of applause at every oportunity, even during dinner with the Queen of England.

"Fucking hell, Patrick is Woje even for a black guy. It's like a baguette stuffed down his pants!"

by George Payne April 10, 2008

GILF

Acronym for Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck. See Anna Ford.

"No doubt, she's 73, but she's definitely a GILF"

by George Payne April 12, 2008

Frass

Other word for extremely ugly or unattractive. Usually reserved to describe males. See Owly.

"Man, that whiteboy is so frass, how could he get any girls?"

by George Payne April 12, 2008

England

Officially the greatest nation on the face of this Earth. Often attacked by other nations due to its superiority, England is the beacon for pretty much everything great that has happened over the past 1000 years. England owned most of the World not long ago (aided by Scotland and Wales, see arse licks and beg friends) and jealousy from other nations is still rife. Most caucasian Americans are of English descent, and should be damn proud of that fact. The status of England has admittedly recently become a bit of a laughing stock due to grotesque levels of illegal immigration, political correctness, people scared to speak up against left wing twats, and ignorance of greatness.

Ahmed: I'd love to move to England, but I'd really like to see high crime levels, incredible obesity rates, low life expectancy, extremely cold weather, and a language which I couldn't understand if I was there for 50 years, where shall I go?
Egbert: Scotland.

Teacher: Bobby, how do you spell 'perfection'?
Bobby: E-N-G-L-A-N-D

by George Payne April 12, 2008