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blue train

A drink common among the dodgier elements of the Cape Town population.

One makes a blue train by filtering methylated spirits through a loaf of bread in order to remove the bitter-tasting purple dye (In South Africa, the dye is mandatory in order to prevent it's use as a beverage). Since only the dye is removed, not the kerosene, methanol, isopropanol etc, it gets you smashed off your head, but may cause vomiting, headaches, seizures, blindness and/or death.

It is called blue train because the thoroughly dyed loaf resembles the Blue Train, an ultra-luxury overnight passenger train between Joburg and Cape Town.
Dave's actually started drinking blue train. Now that's a rock-bottom alcoholic!
by George McBob April 29, 2009
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total bunch

Since any description of a group, society or organisation that begins with "a total bunch of..." is never a good one, it is simpler to just call them a total bunch.
That frat is a total bunch of douchebags.

The government is a total bunch of thieving bastards.

My ISP is a total bunch of incompetent imbeciles.

Those guys are a total bunch.
by George McBob May 25, 2009
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VIP

Vaginal Irrigation Packet.

This is in accordance with the principle that anyone who would call themselves a VIP, or insist on VIP treatment is inherently a douchebag.
There go the celebs heading for the VIP seats. Total bunch of douchebags.
by George McBob May 6, 2009
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African Whore Sickness

Steve: Tom has African Horse Sickness? But that only affects horses, not humans.
Dave: No, I said African Whore Sickness.
Steve: Ah. I see. Sucks to be him.
by George McBob September 9, 2009
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financial virginity

That state of innocence in which you live until you have to pay your first income tax, insurance premium or legal fee.
I'm going to lose my financial virginity this month. Not looking forward to it.
by George McBob July 18, 2009
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Zeroeth Law

A Zeroeth Law is a law that is added to another set of laws at a later date.

It is usually so important that the other laws cannot function without it, yet so obvious that nobody thought it needed stating.
The Zeroeth Law of thermodynamics: If objects B and C are both in thermal equilibrium with object A, then they are in thermal equilibrium with each other.

Isaac Asimov's Zeroth Law of Robotics: A robot may not harm humanity, or through inaction allow humanity to come to harm.

Newton's Zeroeth Law of Motion: If objects A and B are moving relative to object C at velocities v1 and v2, then they are moving relative to each other at velocity v3 which is the difference between v1 and v2. (Note: This law is now known not to be true, especially near the speed of light. That's where Einstein comes in)

The Zeroeth Commandment: Thou Shalt believe all of this and never question what thou art told.
by George McBob June 22, 2009
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trollplay

A form of online roleplay in which you troll your unfortunate chat partner.

The best trollplays are when you get your chat partner (usually a basement-dweller or pedophile) really worked up, and when he's just about to ejaculate into his dirty sweatpants, you drop the troll-bomb.
A chatlog from an Omegle trollplay:

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m/f
You: f
You: u?
You: f 17 NY city
You: how about you??
Stranger: 18 m nj
Stranger: u gotta facebook
You: cool
You: uh huh
You: cybersex?
Stranger: yea sure if u want
Stranger: can i add u
You: dyou wnna start?
You: if you make me cum:D
Stranger: ok ok u gotta web came babe
You: nope make sumthng up
You: a horny story
You: with me + u
Stranger: i had this dream about u once
You: i think i had that 2
Stranger: and we were in bed cuddling each other
Stranger: and i took off your clothese and stareted sucking on those big boobs of yours
Stranger: and then i started the lick your meat it was so tender and soft
Stranger: and i ate out your ass hole
You: umm good. I moan and start to rub my breast. You nibble on my nipples.
Stranger: and the i pulled down my pants and u gave me the best blowjob ever and my dick was so wet and ur pussy to so i stuck my dick in there and u stareted screaming
You: I screamed "MY TURN, BITCH" and ripped your dick out of my ass.
Stranger: What?
You: I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH, AND WHIP OUT MY HUGE PULSATING MEMBER AND RAM IT DEEP INTO YOUR RECTUM!
Stranger: What the fuck?!? freak!!
You: I SAVAGELY RAPE YOU LIKE THE THE DISGUSTING LITTLE FAGGOT YOU ARE! I FUCK YOU UNTIL YOUR ANUS BLEEDS!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
by George McBob January 14, 2011
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