It's a well known fact that all the good movies go into the cinemas at the same time. The periods between these are DVD seasons, when instead of going to the movies you just rent the movies from the last good period and watch them at home with a pizza.
Damn, there's nothing on but chick flicks. All the sci fi movies are off the circuit. It must be another DVD season.
A typing style used by complete noobs.
Their finger circles above the keyboard like a vulture over the hot, dry savannah as they search for the right key.
My grandma is still vulture typing. No wonder she takes so long to reply to my emails.
a device for turning money into shit and injuries.
Every Saturday afternoon, the hospital has at least 5 or 6 horse injury cases.
Oats + bran + hay + horse = very expensive shit.
Namibian slang for nigger.
It comes from the phrase "you can take the kaffir
out of the bush, but you can't take the bush out of the kaffir"
Don't go down that street. There's a whole lot of bush cats down there.
A codeword for douchebag. To be used in the presence of a physically intimidating yet none too bright douchebag.
DOUble CHEese BAGel
Steve: Would you like a double cheese bagel?
Douchebag: What the hell? Go get some friends, loser.
Dave: Steve, if he understands that, you're dead.
That state of innocence in which you live until you have to pay your first income tax, insurance premium or legal fee.
I'm going to lose my financial virginity this month. Not looking forward to it.
To securely delete all data from a hard drive, usually by overwriting the entire disc with random numbers.
A nuker is a bootable disc that will securely erase data, file structures and partition tables from all hard drives it detects. The most used nuker is Darik's Boot and Nuke (commonly called DBAN).
Always be ready to nuke your hard drive in an emergency.
Quick it's the copyright gestapo! I've got 40 pirated ISOs on my pc! NUKE NUKE NUKE!