sarmie

South African word for sandwich.

It's probably derived from the Afrikaans pronunciation of 'sandwich'.
Could you make us some sarmies?
by George McBob May 12, 2009
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boerewors curtain

The invisible line separating English-speaking South Africa from Afrikaans South Africa. It is generally accepted have KZN, Joburg and the Cape on the English side and the Freestate, Limpopo, Mpumalanga, Northwest and Pretoria on the Dutch side.

The name is taken from boerewors and the Iron Curtain (The border between communist East and Capitalist West during the Cold War)
There goes Koos. Now there's a Dutchman from well behind the Boerewors Curtain
by George McBob April 29, 2009
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pervalry

The act of behaving like a gentleman with the ulterior motive of getting a good eyeful of a hot girl.

Examples would include letting a girl go ahead of you up an escalator so that you can stare at her ass on the way up, or letting her have your seat on the bus so that you can stand next to her and stare down her top.

Pervalry is a portmanteau of the words "pervert" and "chivalry".
Hey, a hot girl's coming down the aisle. Show some pervalry and give her your seat.
by George McBob April 23, 2009
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Hummer

What a man buys when he wishes to announce to the world that he has a small penis.

Also, it's the ugliest vehicle ever manufactured outside of Soviet Russia.
You drive a Hummer? Don't you think you're compensating for something?
by George McBob September 30, 2009
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John Connor syndrome

That feeling you get that your life is pointless and unfulfilled, and that you'd only find your true place in the world when the apocalypse comes (Then you'd be a legend!)
Typical John Connor syndrome sufferer:
My job sucks, my family hates me. But I still feel like I ought to be a somebody. If only something really, really bad would happen, like the zombie apocalypse or something, so I could be a hero...
by George McBob September 14, 2009
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Juchrislam

The collective term for the three Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity and Islam)
So what's your religion, dude? Shinto? Buddhism? Juchrislam?
by George McBob April 21, 2009
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zarm

toasted sandwich

It's derived from the S. Afr. slang word sarmie, which is short for sandwich.

Sarmie can refer to normal or toasted sandwiches, but zarm specifically means toasted ones.
Bru, could you get me a cheese zarm?
by George McBob May 12, 2009
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