The degree of measure to which someone came through in a moment of need, crisis, or difficulty. Can also be used in a sports context to acknowledge a moment where a player put on a game-winning performance when the team really needed him or her.
Brandi Chastain hitting that penalty shot against China was like a clutch quotient of 10.
Uh-oh, Rex Grossman just threw another interception. His clutch quotient is definitely in single digits.
Uh-oh, Rex Grossman just threw another interception. His clutch quotient is definitely in single digits.
by Geoff Lilley October 23, 2007
Get the clutch quotient mug.The one-word summary of the Facebook relationship status, "it's complicated." A person who is in an ambiguous state of single; not quite in a relationship, not quite single, and generally looking for better offers.
Chris: "Is your friend available?"
Jim: "Kinda, man, she's simbiguous. Hit her up, see what she says."
Jim: "Kinda, man, she's simbiguous. Hit her up, see what she says."
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The little piece of paper that a server leaves on the end of a straw when a non-alcoholic drink is brought to you.
The little piece of paper that a server leaves on the end of a straw when a non-alcoholic drink is brought to you.
I went up to get my soda from the counter, but I had to take the strawphylactic off before I could drink it.
by Geoff Lilley October 31, 2007
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"There's nothing in the Constitution that says we have to pay taxes. I read it on Wikipedia."
"Try doing some real research for a change, you wiktard!"
"Try doing some real research for a change, you wiktard!"
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Get the negrowth mug.Signals left, turns right...no Mensa threat there
Thought New Mexico was a foreign country...obviously not a Mensa threat
Thought New Mexico was a foreign country...obviously not a Mensa threat
by Geoff Lilley September 27, 2007
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"Dude, you going to the office bash tonight?"
"Hell no, man, I don't need another rubber chicken dance!"
"Hell no, man, I don't need another rubber chicken dance!"
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