Geoff Lilley's definitions

duhsign

A design concept that is so obvious when you see it, it makes you go, "Duh! Why didn't anyone think of that before?"

My mom just got a van with sliding doors on both sides. Is that duhsign, or what?!

by Geoff Lilley July 28, 2007

brick tuesday

The day the Blackberrys went silent, and the distracted, harried, overworked drones who used them were forced to strike up conversations with people.

On Brick Tuesday, I actually had to listen to my boss in a meeting, instead of just pretending.

by Geoff Lilley May 3, 2007

pornitrated

When a website (particularly a forum/discussion site) has been infiltrated by porn, spammers, or other ill-meaning idiots who post completely irrelevant, useless material, thereby defeating the underlying purpose of the site.

orkut has a hell of a lot of good forums out there for people to connect, but too many of the popular ones have been totally pornitrated!

by Geoff Lilley May 15, 2007

bumpergating

To tailgate someone so that you can read their bumper stickers.

There was this guy in front of me whose bumper was covered with funny ass stickers...I almost hit him because I was bumpergating him.

by Geoff Lilley January 24, 2008

strawphylactic

Adapted from www.addictionary.org:

The little piece of paper that a server leaves on the end of a straw when a non-alcoholic drink is brought to you.

I went up to get my soda from the counter, but I had to take the strawphylactic off before I could drink it.

by Geoff Lilley October 31, 2007

triple fashion bypass

A girl who is sporting all of the following:
* A whale tail
* A tramp stamp
* A muffin top

"Dude, check out that girl with the hiphuggers on!"
"Damn, I can see the muffin top, the tramp stamp, and the whale tail all at once!"
"Real triple fashion bypass on that one."

by Geoff Lilley November 3, 2007

kruschev

Big ass eyebrows. Named for the former Communist Party Leader Nikita Kruschev, who had eyebrows that took up half his face.

I saw Brooke Shields on TV last night...that girl's got some big ass brows.

Yeah, those are some serious Kruschevs on her.

by Geoff Lilley November 4, 2007