Geoff Lilley's definitions

kruschev

Big ass eyebrows. Named for the former Communist Party Leader Nikita Kruschev, who had eyebrows that took up half his face.

I saw Brooke Shields on TV last night...that girl's got some big ass brows.

Yeah, those are some serious Kruschevs on her.

by Geoff Lilley November 4, 2007

snacrilege

To besmirch the good name or good taste of a snack food; to take a sacred snack food and turn it into something it was never intended to be.

Tim: I've got nacho flavored popcorn at my desk, dudes. Check it out.
Kalu: No way, dude. That's just straight up snacrilege.

Tracey: Peanut M&M's are one thing, but Pretzel M&M's are just snacrilege!

by Geoff Lilley December 3, 2010

mensa threat

Used in the negative, to refer to a person of inferior intelligence.

Signals left, turns right...no Mensa threat there
Thought New Mexico was a foreign country...obviously not a Mensa threat

by Geoff Lilley September 27, 2007

rubber chicken dance

When you go to a corporate function (like your holiday party) and you get served the obligatory rubber chicken.

"Dude, you going to the office bash tonight?"
"Hell no, man, I don't need another rubber chicken dance!"

by Geoff Lilley December 8, 2006

simbiguous

The one-word summary of the Facebook relationship status, "it's complicated." A person who is in an ambiguous state of single; not quite in a relationship, not quite single, and generally looking for better offers.

Chris: "Is your friend available?"
Jim: "Kinda, man, she's simbiguous. Hit her up, see what she says."

by Geoff Lilley March 30, 2011

clutch quotient

The degree of measure to which someone came through in a moment of need, crisis, or difficulty. Can also be used in a sports context to acknowledge a moment where a player put on a game-winning performance when the team really needed him or her.

Brandi Chastain hitting that penalty shot against China was like a clutch quotient of 10.

Uh-oh, Rex Grossman just threw another interception. His clutch quotient is definitely in single digits.

by Geoff Lilley October 23, 2007

duhsign

A design concept that is so obvious when you see it, it makes you go, "Duh! Why didn't anyone think of that before?"

My mom just got a van with sliding doors on both sides. Is that duhsign, or what?!

by Geoff Lilley July 28, 2007