114 definitions by Geoff

Flying

Create a magic carpet, then lie upon thy stichings and bless the lord for what you have done to keep it and not spank your own mother for her wrong doings. Thank You.

"Stop flying!"

by Geoff March 27, 2003

Flopper

A person who flops his cock out when with a girl, then has it put back in for him after being denied

Nich was a bit of a flopper the other night, too bad he denied by molly, she is the biggest hoe

by Geoff June 1, 2003

editorializing

An edpidemic sweeping urbandictionary.com in at least half of their definitions. Symptoms include putting your own opinion in definitions of concrete nouns, phrases, etc. and belittling the opinion(s) of any and all dissenters.

See Same-Sex Marriage, Scott Peterson, Macintosh, or any other subject that maybe be under even one circumstance a slight bit of a miniscule fraction controversial.

Um....there's also a bit in this definition.

by Geoff June 7, 2005

coo

cool, a better way for saying it

thats coo

by Geoff March 10, 2003

poopstain

a poop stain, a stupid person,

"god u poopstain why u do that?" or "ewww u got a poopstain on ur shoe"

by Geoff March 9, 2003

Bunkin' up with Dyer

Forcing one to ingage in sexual activity in their own bed

Oh... you're girlfriend is coming this weekend? Looks like I'm Bunkin' up with Dyer

by Geoff February 22, 2004

fps

Frames Per Second. The general benchmark for computer performance in a video game. Refers to the number of times the image on a computer monitor gets refreshed per second. 60 fps is generally the benchmark for acceptable performance; that provides a buffer for when the action in a game gets heavier.

My old crapper of a computer only gets 20 fps in Quake 3.

by Geoff January 20, 2003