114 definitions by Geoff

cork

Material that such people as, Sammy Sosa, use in their bats to do better than others.

Sammy Sosa had all his bats x-rayed, but the only cork they found was in his ass.

by Geoff June 17, 2003

hardcore xxx

And adjective used by pretentious assholes who think their music is better than yours and will take every opportunity to tell you.

That band sucks. They are sell outs. I only listen to the old stuff. It's becoming too popular. I am so hardcore xXx.

by Geoff May 11, 2005

KD

An incredibly homosexual man who loves to have all of his orfices penetrated with big man meat

Woah dude, I saw this gay porn the other day, the guy was such a KD!

by Geoff October 13, 2003

grunties

to move one's bowels.

Grandma....I have to go grunties.

by Geoff January 21, 2003

plap

Plap - is to be used as a shorter version of penis-slap. This word as far as i know was developed by me and a few friends in a fast food restaurant sometime around Jan 04. The word plap was spread quickly around town as well as wherever we traveled.

"He just whipped it out and plapped my leg."

by Geoff January 15, 2005

Flying

Create a magic carpet, then lie upon thy stichings and bless the lord for what you have done to keep it and not spank your own mother for her wrong doings. Thank You.

"Stop flying!"

by Geoff March 27, 2003

Flopper

A person who flops his cock out when with a girl, then has it put back in for him after being denied

Nich was a bit of a flopper the other night, too bad he denied by molly, she is the biggest hoe

by Geoff June 1, 2003