Geoff's definitions

OBLIVIOUS

Lack of knowledge, lack of desire

Brilz is oblivious to the fact that women will never be equal to men, especially when it comes to intelligence and sports.

by GEOFF November 16, 2004

sloppy jalopy

A sloppy jalopy is a sexual act for partners very comfortable with each other. During fellatio, when the man is about to climax, he pushes the girl away, cums in his own hand and smacks the girl in the face with it. This is called a sloppy jalopy.

He gave me a sloppy jalopy. It was so romantic.

by geoff May 20, 2005

cavitate

the empty, cavernous hole in your chest feeling, when your girlfriend dumps you.
can last two days or two weeks depending on how into her you were.

dude to his friend: ya my GF dumped me, and now two days later she's banging this guy we know, this pain in my chest, I just feel cavitated.

by GEoff June 9, 2014

coo

cool, a better way for saying it

thats coo

by geoff March 10, 2003

webcomic

A comic published on the internet; for example, Penny Arcade or 8-Bit Theater.

I was reading my favorite webcomic when you interrupted me.

by Geoff January 19, 2003

fart

1. the releasing of an ass biscuit
2. to rip ass

i farted in that kid's face and he did not appreciate it

by Geoff October 15, 2006

fps

Frames Per Second. The general benchmark for computer performance in a video game. Refers to the number of times the image on a computer monitor gets refreshed per second. 60 fps is generally the benchmark for acceptable performance; that provides a buffer for when the action in a game gets heavier.

My old crapper of a computer only gets 20 fps in Quake 3.

by Geoff January 19, 2003