Geoff's definitions

Really Raticated

When someone is bugging out because they do not own any gats, regulators, 9 inches, balloons, hoes, whips, ear rings or anything or anything of "gangsta" value.

"YAyo, you need to stop raticating"

by Geoff March 27, 2003

Palende

Palende is the the particular topping that is on a pizza or a given food stuff, it has been known to be used in expressions of suprise. It like the fernande can be known as the P-ring

Oh my God Susan did you see the Palende on that?
Wow, I would really like to get my mouth round that P-ring!

by Geoff October 10, 2004

golden orbs

a female's breasts

oh snap that chicks got some monstrous golden orbs

by Geoff May 29, 2004

metallicaeg

Douchebag; turdwanker; buffoon

"Geez, you're such a metallicaeg

by Geoff March 28, 2005

Spurnage

The act of spurning. The act of getting jizzed in the face.

> Yo Mamma!
>> Oh spurnage. Ouch! Dis.

by Geoff December 13, 2004

regan dixon

The most charming, sessy, and gorgeous bunny in the world.

Regan Dixon will forever be loved by her Geoff.

by Geoff January 2, 2005

front shelf disease

the inability to see something right in front of you

-where the hell is the peanut butter?
-right in front of you
-FUCK front shelf disease

by Geoff January 2, 2006