Spurnage

The act of spurning. The act of getting jizzed in the face.

> Yo Mamma!
>> Oh spurnage. Ouch! Dis.

by Geoff December 13, 2004

reverse cowgirl

a sex position like the others say yet except both members partaking in the act must where cowboy hats and when the climax approaches the male counterpart hollers yeeeeeee-haawwww and the best friend of this male love maker comes running in with a video camera and tapes the rest of the action

we were at the party when we heard someone yell YEEAHHHAAWW but just assumed there was some reverse cowgirl going on

by geoff October 02, 2005

hardcore xxx

And adjective used by pretentious assholes who think their music is better than yours and will take every opportunity to tell you.

That band sucks. They are sell outs. I only listen to the old stuff. It's becoming too popular. I am so hardcore xXx.

by geoff May 14, 2005

fps

Frames Per Second. The general benchmark for computer performance in a video game. Refers to the number of times the image on a computer monitor gets refreshed per second. 60 fps is generally the benchmark for acceptable performance; that provides a buffer for when the action in a game gets heavier.

My old crapper of a computer only gets 20 fps in Quake 3.

by Geoff January 19, 2003

fart

1. the releasing of an ass biscuit
2. to rip ass

i farted in that kid's face and he did not appreciate it

by Geoff October 15, 2006

Bec

1. A beautiful, intelligent person who is the nicest person you will ever know.
2. Geoff's better half.

Girl, "If only I was as sexy as Bec"
Girl 2, "I wish I was as clever as Bec"
Girl 3, "Damn Bec has a hot boyfriend"

by Geoff March 01, 2005

WAG

play hookey, skip

We wagged school on Friday

by Geoff September 13, 2003