13 definitions by Genitalien

Check out the garden

Euphemism used for the act of a middle aged man lustily checking out his young neighbor .

John: There's Melanie from across the street. I'm going to check out the garden.

Scott: Sick fuck

by Genitalien August 1, 2020

The douche at your table at the Mexican restaurant that eats all the sala and good chips, leaving behind tortilla crumbs and an empty salsa bowl

Ed: Hey, pass the chips
Joe: Here you go but there ain't much left. You know John is a fucking salsasshole.

by Genitalien May 8, 2021

Campus Police officer: Sir, what are you doing here with your penis out?

John: hey officer, just playing the air drums .

by Genitalien October 18, 2020

John: My neighborhood is an ass void. Not a fuckable chick in sight.
Scott: Sorry man

by Genitalien August 1, 2020

John: My neighborhood is an ass void. Not a fuckable chick in sight.
Scott: Sorry man

by Genitalien August 1, 2020

A euphemism used by middle-aged men to subtly engage in gay sex under the auspices of doing a home improvement project.

"John let's get together in the next week or so, I can bring over the granite for the project."

by Genitalien July 3, 2020