The ancient Norse god of light, courage, and wisdom. Was made by her pussy-ass mom to not get hurt by anything. She forgot mistletoe though, which Loki, god of mischief and serpents, used to kill Baldr with an arrow made out of the stuff. TL;DR, this MF got killed by a fucking plant because her dumbass mom forgot it. Odin imprisons Loki under the earth where venom is constantly dripped into his eyes, incidentally triggering Ragnarok.
Baldr: Fuck you Loki
Loki: Fuck you too *Stabs him 37 times with mistletoe*
Odin: Loki wtf, to the underground snake prison you go!
Loki: You've killed thousands of Jotun and other gods, casually threw away my children, have been basically gaslighting everyone you know, and now you're imprisoning me for eternity over a god that doesn't even matter? Fuck y'all, I'll see you in Ragnarok.
Loki: Fuck you too *Stabs him 37 times with mistletoe*
Odin: Loki wtf, to the underground snake prison you go!
Loki: You've killed thousands of Jotun and other gods, casually threw away my children, have been basically gaslighting everyone you know, and now you're imprisoning me for eternity over a god that doesn't even matter? Fuck y'all, I'll see you in Ragnarok.
by Generic_Name idk March 05, 2022
Get the Baldrmug. A mischievous, pageant trickster deity.
Loki shows up often throughout Norse mythology, usually causing problems for the Aesir but just as often helping them out.
Example: A Jotun arrives to Asgard, saying to the gods that he can build a wall around the earth in one year. As payment, he requests the sun, the moon, and Freyjas hand in marriage. But, he has this absolutely juggernaut of a horse that proves so helpful, by the end of fall, almost half the wall is already done. So Loki um... 'distracts' the horse as the form of a mare.
Also, I'm not really gay, but damn, my man looking real fine tho. and I don't just mean in the marvel films.
Loki shows up often throughout Norse mythology, usually causing problems for the Aesir but just as often helping them out.
Example: A Jotun arrives to Asgard, saying to the gods that he can build a wall around the earth in one year. As payment, he requests the sun, the moon, and Freyjas hand in marriage. But, he has this absolutely juggernaut of a horse that proves so helpful, by the end of fall, almost half the wall is already done. So Loki um... 'distracts' the horse as the form of a mare.
Also, I'm not really gay, but damn, my man looking real fine tho. and I don't just mean in the marvel films.
Odin: Great, well have the jotun distracted by your seduction plan!
Loki: What does the jotun have to do with this?
Freyja: Oh god.
Loki: What does the jotun have to do with this?
Freyja: Oh god.
by Generic_Name idk February 03, 2022
Get the Lokimug. by Generic_Name idk December 19, 2021
Get the Cloakermug. Innersloth: Hey, I got this new game called amo-
Everyone: GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Everyone: GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
by Generic_Name idk March 24, 2022
Get the InnerSlothmug. hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by Generic_Name idk March 24, 2022
Get the hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmug. The ancient Pagan god of mostly three main things; Thunder and/or Storms, the Sky, and Agriculture. Mostly known for protecting Asgard from the Jotnarr, Thorr(or Thur) shows up in many myths, often involving the giants. But he is most remembered by hid primary weapon, a short-handled hammer, Mjolnr.
Marvel: *Sees Thorr and other Aesir*
Also Marvel: Imma just ignore all the mythological evidence there and write down my own bullshit lore.
Also Marvel: Imma just ignore all the mythological evidence there and write down my own bullshit lore.
by Generic_Name idk June 02, 2022
Get the Thorrmug. One hell of a dude
seriously, he takes out a fucking tank with nothing but sheer force of will, a chainsaw, and a gnome.
funniest shit I've ever seen
seriously, he takes out a fucking tank with nothing but sheer force of will, a chainsaw, and a gnome.
funniest shit I've ever seen
by Generic_Name idk January 12, 2022
Get the Heavenlymug.