Often referred to as the bible of English Language, this book helps people of all ages come to terms with the ins and outs of grammar.
This book is written by the literary genius David Crystal, who is a university lecturer specialising in linguistics.
This book is written by the literary genius David Crystal, who is a university lecturer specialising in linguistics.
by Gemma Rowlands March 05, 2009

A nickname given to a person (usually male) with anger issues, and peculiar behavioural traits.
Often, this person can either be a manic depressive or a borderline schizophrenic because of the symptoms which they portray.
Although they are still able to get amazing girlfriends, they will often cause marital disputes by acting the goat and getting violent.
Often, this person can either be a manic depressive or a borderline schizophrenic because of the symptoms which they portray.
Although they are still able to get amazing girlfriends, they will often cause marital disputes by acting the goat and getting violent.
by Gemma Rowlands March 05, 2009

A man who is typically stingy in his offerings. Occasionally this word is used to refer to a woman, but mostly the recipients of this label are of the male gender.
by Gemma Rowlands March 05, 2009

Nickname for a girl who is obsessed with weirdo's and has weird habits, like obsessive compulsive cow pushing.
by Gemma Rowlands February 27, 2009

This is an acronym meaning 'text back'
This is place at the end of texts in the hope that the recipient will take note of the imperative and follow its instruction.
This is place at the end of texts in the hope that the recipient will take note of the imperative and follow its instruction.
by Gemma Rowlands March 05, 2009

An acronym meaning 'shouldn't but will'.
Used mostly on text messaging and IM, occasionally used in general conversation.
Used mostly on text messaging and IM, occasionally used in general conversation.
by Gemma Rowlands March 04, 2009

Author of the bestsellers 'Discover Grammar' and 'Rediscover Grammar' amongst many other works of literary genius, David Crystal is a celebrity in the world of English Language and linguistics.
A man of great talent and skill, well known within most sixth forms and universities in the United Kingdom and even further.
A man of great talent and skill, well known within most sixth forms and universities in the United Kingdom and even further.
'I don't know anything about grammar, where can I start?'
'I don't know, maybe David Crystal can help!'
'I don't know, maybe David Crystal can help!'
by Gemma Rowlands March 05, 2009
