Definitions by Gdisvvc

Newmarket 

A small town in Ontario, about a hour north of downtown Toronto.

Some attractions, rich history, nice Main Street to vibe in.

It is also totally not coincidentally my hometown. That is why I know this.

And if some guy decides to scour the entirety of Newmarket to find me and murder me in my sleep, fuck.

I live in Newmarket, Ontario, Canada, North America, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, Universe.
Why am I like this

Newmarket by Gdisvvc March 20, 2023

N’golo Kante

The most cheerful man alive

N’golo Kante is a professional footballer

N’golo Kante by Gdisvvc March 19, 2023

Pay-to-win 

When you can use money to get a significant advantage over other players in video games.
Prime example: EA Sports

Dude, you’ve spent 400 bucks on this game and yet you still lost to that level 1 with poop gear, what a pay-to-win noob.

Pay-to-win by Gdisvvc March 19, 2023

Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 

When you’re in online class and your about to die of boredom
Usually type it in your google searchbar

Mom: lemme check ur search history
Me: nooooooooooooooooooooo
My search history:
Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm by Gdisvvc March 19, 2023

The Answer To Life, The Universe, And Everything 

42
42 is the meaning of life, the universe and everything
Source: The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams
Not a very trustworthy source, I know

Deep Thought: The answer to life, the universe, and everything
Everyone: yes…
Deep Thought: is…
Everyone: yes…
Deep Thought: 42

The Answer To Life, The Universe, And Everything by Gdisvvc March 19, 2023

Spotify Premium 

Spotify, but premium

You pay for it and you get no more ads, unlike Spotify free which has 3000000 fucking ads every minute.

Also if you don’t know what Spotify is, go search it up.

Wanna listen to Spotify
Sure
Okay, I have Spotify Premium

Spotify Premium by Gdisvvc March 19, 2023

Soccer 

It called football

Anyways, you kick a ball into the opposing team’s net. That’s pretty much it, in a nutshell.

John: want to play some soccer?

Chris: sure, but it’s called football

Soccer by Gdisvvc March 19, 2023