SCAFBA

Self Containted Anti-Fart Breathing Apparatus. When you pull your shirt up when someone farts.

1) Dude - total SCAFBA - I just farted my Taco Bell.

by GavinT March 27, 2008

half born

To have to poop really bad. Turtle head or almost turtleing.

1) I have to go to the bathroom so bad! Man, this thing is half born!
2) Damn man, I didn't need to know that, go to the can!

by GavinT March 19, 2008

Long Fork

Verb: To eat the food of people around you, usually at a restaurant.

1: I'm getting the cake for dessert,
2: Great choice! I'm totally long forking some of that!

by GavinT May 05, 2008

Troublematic

Something that is both troubling and problematic.

1) Dude, you are supposed to come with us to the football game this weekend.
2) Yeah, but my wife says I have to go to the wedding...
1) This is really troublematic.

by GavinT April 03, 2008

bank job

When food passes through you very quickly; in and out.

1) Dude, lets get this taco bell to go...
2) Why? lets just eat it here...
1) No way man, taco bell is a total bank job.

by GavinT March 22, 2008

drinkipoo

An expression to render drinking less harmful. Used when someone maybe should not be having a drink.

1) I just like to have one little drinkipoo before work.
2) I'll just have another drinkipoo before the guests get here, what harm could there be?

by GavinT March 17, 2008

cut a crunch

To poop, as in go to the bathroom.

I have to cut a crunch before we leave, don't worry, it should be less than 5 minutes.

by GavinT March 18, 2008